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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,492
    Oi, Bally - when are you judging? The peasants are getting impatient :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,630
    Yes, the peasants are revolting :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,492
    "Let them eat cake"?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Right, ok. It was going to be tomorrow, Wednesday, but I need to do it tonight.
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    The winner is ...Sean, for the numb hands. That is the quip that is most in tune with my sense of humour.
    And the fact that I have spent the last 20 mins, sat on my hands, in preparation. :shock: :shock: :lol:
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,492
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Right, ok. It was going to be tomorrow, Wednesday, but I need to do it tonight.
    Drum roll...








    The winner is ...Sean, for the numb hands. That is the quip that is most in tune with my sense of humour.
    And the fact that I have spent the last 20 mins, sat on my hands, in preparation. :shock: :shock: :lol:
    If you want to do 'the stranger' on yourself, surely a decent freezer is more effective? :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Hey Sean, where's the acceptance speech, where's the new piccy :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    :D:D

    They may have been some better captions but Bally and I have a soft spot for each other, so tough everyone :lol: love you Bally.

    I'll be back with a new caption later.

    Edit. Only joking about the bias. Long live the caption competition. Best caption wins, all welcome.
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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    seanoconn wrote:
    :D:D

    They may have been some better captions but Bally and I have a soft spot for each other, so tough everyone :lol: love you Bally.

    I'll be back with a new caption later.

    Edit. Only joking about the bias. Long live the caption competition. Best caption wins, all welcome.


    No bias. Best one won.


    Laters Sean :wink:


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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    :D:D

    They may have been some better captions but Bally and I have a soft spot for each other, so tough everyone :lol: love you Bally.

    I'll be back with a new caption later.

    Edit. Only joking about the bias. Long live the caption competition. Best caption wins, all welcome.

    What you and Bally do with each other is between the two of you only :shock:

    BTW, if it's soft something's wrong :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Fix
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    edited November 2013
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    Winner to be announced on Saturday.
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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    See you back at the hotel. I'll be wearing the cowboy outfit for you, big boy.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Your missus has been on the phone. She has found your porn stash.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    You may want to get yourself checked. I've got the clap.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    The little girl in the front row says she no, she won't go out with you.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    I've asked, but unfortunately you can't join this class. You will have to start in the one below.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,651
    Bally's just warming up :lol:
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  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    You're a warmongering cnut and you made up the WMD cover story to justify it. Just sayin'.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Not an entirely new caption and I wrestled with my conscience before posting. But what the hell.


    The little girl in the front row says she no, she won't go out with you. But she will suck your c0ck for $10
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Bally's just warming up :lol:

    I thought he was just having another 'special' conversation with you :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,630
    "Does my tongue feel good in your ear?"
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    I know it's not a caption but this bought back memories.
  • FocusZingFocusZing Posts: 4,380
    Bear, riding morality.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,418
    Hurry up! Let's get out of here, it's Happy Hour in the bar. Oh sorry, I forgot.
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    The kid at the front called you a fukcing [email protected] Do you want me to eliminate her?
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Their Bear on a Bike topic is not literal Sir, abort plans, I repeat ABORT PLANS.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
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