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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Stevo tutors his minions.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    The Puppet awaits further instruction.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    "About us" link accidentally clicked during launch of new Conservative Party website.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    kingstongraham said:

    Route one.


    Rishi complains about lack of BBC impartiality, so they bring out the other sign. Poor, P1SS POOR, Hapless, HALF MASTS, Shoddy, weak, CHARLATAN, JERK.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Rishi knows it can't be about him because 'out of touch' is missing.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    sunak begins to regret his musk brain implant
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    edited October 2023
    capt_slog said:

    Rishi knows it can't be about him because 'out of touch' is missing.

    Had enough of the twat, so here's the winner @capt_slog 🏆

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    kingstongraham said:

    capt_slog said:

    Rishi knows it can't be about him because 'out of touch' is missing.

    Had enough of the censored , so here's the winner @capt_slog 🏆

    Slightly self inflicted censored.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Gosh, thanks.

    I'll find something.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Jesus wept. Don't enter if you can't handle the responsibility.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Stevo_666 said:

    Why are we waiting?

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Try this....




    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Minikilts back in fashion.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    edited October 2023
    Invitees for the Lib Dem annual party conference stock up on booze.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    New Age UK campign illustrates why more public lavatories needed.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    SNP tries new kilt design in an attempt to soften their image.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Minimum unit price of alcohol in Scotland is reducing consumption, SNP claim.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Orraloon stocks up on his favourite beers in a Belgian supermarket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Man takes stocking up too literally.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Another Tory grandee is spotted shopping in Manchester
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    I'll call this tonight. Last orders please.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    masjer said:

    Man takes stocking up too literally.

    Is the one.

    Next picture please @masjer


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited October 2023
    capt_slog said:

    masjer said:

    Man takes stocking up too literally.

    Is the one.

    Next picture please @masjer
    Cheers capt, I'll see what I can find.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    I'm not sure what you can come up with, but enjoy nevertheless...

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    outcry after uci bans aero innovation
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    For some reason petrolheads stop whining about getting stuck behind these bleepin' cyclists.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Eagle eyed observers will spot that there is a bike in the picture.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Air bags for bike riders prove very popular.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    Confusion over the new Paris-Brest-Paris route
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono

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