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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    edited September 2023
    The Ukrainians were expecting more from the Scottish drones than just a horrible noise.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Still sounds sh1te but more pleasing on the eye than some fat ginger scot.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Controversial claims that bagpipe players can burst their eardrums gain traction with the latest photographic evidence.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    "If this doesn't flush those Russkie c***s out of their trenches, I don't know what will" thought Stella.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,138
    First bagpipe powered egg fryer comes to market.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Hmm, seems da community are controlling the urge to expose their inner Brandism with this one. C'mon, gie it a wee twiddle afore ah ca' it.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    SNP bans disposable vapes.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    People don't appreciate that its not just about what you do with your hands.

    (#brand)
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    An instrument made from an animal’s stomach…sounds like tripe.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Pinno finds a cunning way to evict his troublesome tenants.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    A solemn moment at the funeral of Wee Jimmy Krankie's political career.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    Caption competition goes on so long, annual commemoration ceremony now marks the last time a winner was announced.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    edited September 2023
    Made me chuckle, so to you, to me, to you...
    masjer said:

    Pinno finds a cunning way to evict his troublesome tenants.

    Oops, forgot the paging alert @masjer
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    orraloon said:

    Made me chuckle, so to you, to me, to you...

    masjer said:

    Pinno finds a cunning way to evict his troublesome tenants.

    Oops, forgot the paging alert @masjer
    Cheers Orraloon. Right on to picture hunting duty.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    Chocks away.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    Focus group identify key Tory demographic.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    I won't be angry with you, but I can't see straight coz I got this eye issue.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    masjer said:


    Chocks away.

    yeah, and you can sit around, yeah and you can watch all the clean white sheets stained red
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    The moment when Mick Jagger remembers that he forgot to change his incontinency pad.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    Streatham Care home send their residents on a day out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    Sungod celebrates winning a lifetime's worth of holidays to Lanzarote.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    edited September 2023
    Keith tells Mick that his top teeth are still in the jar at the Savoy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    Science convention shows people the wonders of formaldehyde.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,138
    Weekend at Bernie's but they're all Bernie.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    Left to right: Chest pains, obstructed bowel and dementia.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The Rolling Stones kick off their new tour, “We Can’t afford to retire yet”
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653

    FA's Left to right... did make me laugh, but @kingstongraham wins with:
    Weekend at Bernie's but they're all Bernie.


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,138
    Because I feel like Bernie this morning.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,138
    Route one.


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