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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    slowmart said:

    I didn’t know it was my sister until I kissed her

    And we have a winner.

    Special mention to the ELO reference as well.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516



    Cheers FA.

    Best get in quick before electoral oblivion wipes these idiots from the political map
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    "Can you believe that wazzocks actually voted for us?"
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,660
    edited November 2023
    South West Surrey isn't looking good Jezza but we've found you a lovely seat in a third safe c*ntry
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722
    After meeting Elon Musk, Sunak now wishes to be known as Xishi Xunak.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    controversial ovens bill passes
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    "....did Keir just say he'd wave his leftie magic wand and put everything right?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722
    Suella's just let rip again.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Tories announce increased taxes on second tents.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    "I want to see the look on their faces when they find the note in the drawer saying there's no money left"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722
    Cameron enters stage left.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Do you want to tell her or shall I?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    slowmart said:




    Cheers FA.

    Best get in quick before electoral oblivion wipes these idiots from the political map

    Suella looks forward to electoral oblivion wiping these idiots from the political map.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Last orders this evening…..
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    "How can we really wind up those self righteous sentre lefties?"
    "How about giving a top job to the bloke who gave the green light for the Brexit referendum?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    "No Rishi, I'm serious. Get rid of her and bring in another remainer. I'm sure you'll find one somewhere in the party."
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    First.Aspect said:

    Tories announce increased taxes on second tents.

    Back to you

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    slowmart said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Tories announce increased taxes on second tents.

    Back to you

    :#
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    yes you, we're blaming you, it's your fault
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,722
    Lest we forget our fallen heroes.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    "Clowns to the left of me
    Jokers to the right
    Erse I'm stuck in the middle"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    Remake of 'The Usual Suspects' gets off to a slow start in the cinemas.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    “At least there’s no injured servicemen to make us look bad”
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited November 2023
    Where is ISIS when you need em eh
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    Past and present Tory PMs wait for Labour, Lib Dem and SNP leaders to finish their Pro Hamas march and arrive at the Cenotaph.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Announcing the finalists in the "worst PM ever" contest.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Starting line up for Squid Game 2 announced.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    It's early 2025 and the nation mourns the election of a leftiebollox government.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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