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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    There's something about that picture that makes me want to grab the helmet.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Lucky saddle.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Last chance to slip one in before I call this tonight.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Close but @Stevo_666 wins with:
    Stevo_666 said:

    Eagle eyed observers will spot that there is a bike in the picture.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    edited October 2023
    Cheers Masjer.

    Have a go at this one:


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    The SNP roll out a nationwide scheme to alleviate sweaty bollox.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Steroid cream finally relieves a Seven Year Itch.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Maralyn Munro.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    SNP voters feel the wind of change
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Surprised nobody has gone with 'Orraloon tests his new air source heat pump'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Oi, you got a paparazzo tracking me?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    orraloon said:

    Oi, you got a paparazzo tracking me?

    They're using telephoto lenses as they don't want to get too close.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    After uploading their hidden camera shots, upskirters vow never again.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    masjer said:

    After uploading their hidden camera shots, upskirters vow never again.

    Even Christopher Chope MP wouldn't block that...
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Waxwork has to be retoned overnight to better reflect the colour of Sturgeon's beard.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited October 2023
    Hamish, the new face of Anusol.

    (with acknowledgements to Masjer's earlier post)


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Last orders folks, will call this one tonight.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Whoops, forgot to do this last night. I'm giving to to @First.Aspect for this one:
    First.Aspect said:

    Waxwork has to be retoned overnight to better reflect the colour of Sturgeon's beard.

    So take it away FA...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    I thought my losing entry was better, but a win is a win.

    Will see what I can find....
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    edited October 2023

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    First.Aspect said:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    We gonna chow down on roasted parrot with grits Barbera hun in celebration of D J Trump gettin' backi into the Whitehouse. Yeeehaw!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,568
    Pull!
    Wilier Izoard XP
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    As food runs short in the pinno household, Mr and Mrs P contemplate making a meal out of their pet parakeet.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    new parents deny inbreeding
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Jeff Lynne's new supergroup has to make do with a Tom Petty lookalike.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I didn’t know it was my sister until I kissed her
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Polly has learnt 500 words now, but the parrot can do over a thousand.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Swingers move to Texas to find like minded couples.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    This one seems to have fizzled out.

    Last orders please.

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