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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    TLW pictured with Donkey as drinking mates all die of liver failure trying to keep up.

    [Soz mate, couldn't help myself]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    edited September 2023
    Last orders. The barmaid needs to put her a$$ to bed.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    @pinno has it with.
    pinno said:

    Captain Birdseye done for using Rohypnol on Donkey's.






    Why are we waiting?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited September 2023
    So m’lad, what’s this I hear about you having a donky d1ck?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    masjer said:

    @pinno has it with.

    pinno said:

    Captain Birdseye done for using Rohypnol on Donkey's.






    Why are we waiting?
    Cheers Masjer.
    [Been busy. Did some cycling.
    Picture tomorrow].
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Do your worst:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    That's the last time you'll make a monkey out of me.
  • High levels of dust in the atmospheres cause premature deaths.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    flanders and swann were right about the welsh

    (disambiguation: https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Flanders-feat-Swann/A-Song-of-Patriotic-Prejudice )
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    "Bloody hell, this rohypnol really does work"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Stevo_666 said:

    "Bloody hell, this rohypnol really does work"

    Plagiarised but still funny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    "Bloody hell, this rohypnol really does work"

    Plagiarised but still funny.
    That was my own offering!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    edited September 2023
    "I said you shouldn't have tried to get your frisbee back from that funny looking tree, Jimmy"
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Beans Walk Jolly Stroll Adventure claims another victim.
  • Tetley recall stock over contamination fears.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Normally, this is where your heart is supposed to be Stevo
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Tory infighting gets ugly.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    "Ok Timmy, I know it hurts yeah, but if we threaten to report #toryscum Chris Pincher for more groping, you could get yourself a peerage and all the £ that comes with it."
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    rees-mogg gets a rude awakening from his sartorial dream
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    edited September 2023
    "I don't care how much tramp fuel he's had - wake him up, he's running an ultra marathon this morning"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Wake up, there’s going to be another Tory leadership election soon and I hear you have a great chance.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    The WWF/WWE merger is killing more animals than it’s saving, but makes for some great viewing.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    masjer said:

    The WWF/WWE merger is killing more animals than it’s saving, but makes for some great viewing.

    I saw what you did there.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    I'll call this a day (after Masjer and I were planning to fix the result eternally between us) and hand the baton to @Stevo_666 for:
    ...and just while I am at it: @tlw1
    Stevo_666 said:

    "I don't care how much tramp fuel he's had - wake him up, he's running an ultra marathon this morning"

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    edited September 2023
    pinno said:

    I'll call this a day (after Masjer and I were planning to fix the result eternally between us) and hand the baton to @Stevo_666 for:
    ...and just while I am at it: @tlw1

    Stevo_666 said:

    "I don't care how much tramp fuel he's had - wake him up, he's running an ultra marathon this morning"

    Wahey, cheers pinno. Time to do bit of research...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Try this one...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • I play synth...
    We all play synth
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Scientists create human embryos without sperm or eggs...and look how they turned out.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    M&S launch new range of personal AI bots.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    sunak, gove and johnson deny ozempic and monkey gland rumours
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny