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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    We are going to need at least two new pronouns.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Last orders folks, I'll call this one tonight.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Bit of a thin field this time but first prize goes to @First.Aspect for this one:
    First.Aspect said:

    We are going to need at least two new pronouns.

    All yours FA.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Stevo_666 said:

    Bit of a thin field this time but first prize goes to @First.Aspect for this one:

    First.Aspect said:

    We are going to need at least two new pronouns.

    All yours FA.
    Um, thanks. The poison chalice is mine...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Stevo_666 said:

    Bit of a thin field this time but first prize goes to @First.Aspect for this one:

    First.Aspect said:

    We are going to need at least two new pronouns.

    All yours FA.
    Sh(t pic, :smiley:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Bit of a thin field this time but first prize goes to @First.Aspect for this one:

    First.Aspect said:

    We are going to need at least two new pronouns.

    All yours FA.
    Sh(t pic, :smiley:
    Well I was right not to give you the win ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    "Tastes better than Alsatian"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    edited September 2023
    'I give you 1 sweet, you come in my palace'
    'Give me the bag and i'll come in your mouth'
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    I learnt about this celebration from my Spanish friends.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Scouting for boys made compulsory under Kim Wrong-Un.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    too late, private yi realises kim's call for new blood was literal
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    London, 2025: a young Liberal receives an award for turning in a citizen who has exercised 'free speech'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    "Mum, I wanted a bacon sandwich, not a live pig!"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Chris Pincher reportedly aroused by future opportunities.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "Okay, but no tongues, Kim"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    edited September 2023
    North Korea's answer to Roy Chubby Brown gets a rapturous applause from his audience, who oddly didn't sing 'you fat b@stard' when he made his entrance.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Lack of rations stunts growth in North Korean army.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Mrs Yin shows young Lee just how much he can expect this evening.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Not to be upstaged by Russel Brand, Kim also receives a standing ovation for his latest performance.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Last orders. Will call this later.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Young comrade braces, closes his eyes and thinks of America.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    kim goes for the tongue
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    orraloon said:

    Chris Pincher reportedly aroused by future opportunities.

    We have a winner. Over to you @orraloon
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Right, having had 3 attempted posts in reply to FA blocked, I'll try with a new pic.

    Now how far could this get pushed before the woke alert klaxon goes off? If indeed it actually posts...



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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Scottish attempts to drown out the whining noise coming from Cake Stop were doomed to failure.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Spectators smelled a rat after attractive Scottish woman seen playing the bagpipes.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Rehearsals for triumphant return of beaten Scottish Rugby team moved forward several weeks.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    The bagpipes were first invented when someone kicked their dog, and it simultaneously burped and farted.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Scottish government pledge new weapons to Ukraine.

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