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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    At a remembrance service for failed political leadership and achievement the general question amongst the attendees was around slippery Dave getting a second chance
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    I think there's a pork market off screen on the right.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Cameron May Truss Johnson if the pork market's shut.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160
    masjer said:

    Cameron May Truss Johnson if the pork market's shut.

    Meh. Over to you!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Cheers. I'll see what I can find.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    And away...

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Butchers prove how fresh their pork is by showing it to customers while it's still alive.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "F***ing buses".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    "PORK MAARKETS!!!"
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    mrs miggins exhorts the lictors to thrash the brexiters harder
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    masjer said:

    And away...

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Cameron did Truss Johnson!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Do you sell Vegan sausage rolls?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160
    Gammon?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    The invisible man gets a welcome surprise.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160
    Man in pink scarf waits several hours for a bus to turn up. Nothing much happens.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Hey Nads, Boris has his c0ck on a block over there."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Change of piccy time.
    @sungod takes it with
    sungod said:

    mrs miggins exhorts the lictors to thrash the brexiters harder

    Mrs Miggins and brexiters I understood. Lictors, not so much.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    masjer said:

    Change of piccy time.
    @sungod takes it with

    sungod said:

    mrs miggins exhorts the lictors to thrash the brexiters harder

    Mrs Miggins and brexiters I understood. Lictors, not so much.
    ooo thanks

    among other things, the lictors administered ancient roman thrashings, maybe where the term to 'lick' an opponent in a fight etc. comes from
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    a diversion from politics into a more wholesome world...


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    The lictors hard at work again.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Looks pretty normal for a Tory party constituency meeting.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160
    Smashing Pumpkins deny accepting Downing St lockdown party gig invitation.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Rishi and Greek PM come to blows after UK offer a plastic Roman bust as reparation.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Stevo gets frustrated with his unruly minions.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Despite dairies running at full capacity, yoghurt supplies are dwindling nationwide. Driveways are clean, tzatziki is impossible to find. The first punch is thrown, and the yoghurt wars start.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo’s office party moves up a gear
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    masjer said:

    Despite dairies running at full capacity, yoghurt supplies are dwindling nationwide. Driveways are clean, tzatziki is impossible to find. The first punch is thrown, and the yoghurt wars start.

    When the Yogurt Took Over https://g.co/kgs/gybkye
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    First.Aspect said:

    Smashing Pumpkins deny accepting Downing St lockdown party gig invitation.

    over to you fa
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160
    sungod said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Smashing Pumpkins deny accepting Downing St lockdown party gig invitation.

    over to you fa
    Mmm. Better start looking for a picture.

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