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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Drum Roll....and the winner is....KG for his fat bast*rd joke
    kingstongraham said:

    The Penguin finally found his nemesis. So did the Trio, the Club and the Hobnob.

    Take it away Mr. Kingston.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    Ta.

    Here you go.


  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    Wagnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    kingstongraham said:

    Ta.

    Here you go.


    do you want fries with that
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    'Who fitted that ****ing balcony to my plane?'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    Veni, vidi, oh sh*t
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Dead man walking? No way are you going to get to me while I'm walking.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    yevgeny yevgoney
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Yevgeny in pieces after falling out with Putin.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Russians claim to have landed their first man on the moon. Well, a head and leg at least.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ivan does that look like a missile heading our way
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Cake Stopper reacts to somebody questioning the wisdom of 20mph speed limits.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Russian state news reported Yevgeny was found spread all over a potato field.
    Putin responded by saying: 'He's mince and tatties'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    "And if you dare go see Roy Chubby Brown live..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    masjer said:

    Yevgeny in pieces after falling out with Putin.

    Think it's time to call this and let the man rest in pieces.

    @masjer over to you.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Cheers KG. I'll try and find something to post a bit later...
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Right, do your worst...

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Despite denying that he had lowered his standards, Seano fancied his chances with Eyore after plying him with booze.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Webby enjoys a holiday beer.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    donkey learns about beer goggles the hard way
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    Bullingdon club isn't what it used to be.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    boris and nadine in cosplay sleaze scandal
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Shrek reboot flops after original actors clearly a bit past it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    So that's what @MattFalle is up to these days.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    So that's what Jeremy Corbyn is up to these days.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Reform UK annual party conference.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Speed dating, Stranraer style.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Captain Birdseye done for using Rohypnol on Donkey's.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    After 8 pints, Eeyore looked like Margot Robbie.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Stevo relaxes with his office minion.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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