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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    It's raining men hallelujah...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    [We have had this one before]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    pinno said:

    [We have had this one before]

    I told you the internet is running out of pictures.
    FA takes the first round appetiser, now on to round 2 which hopefully hasn't been posted before 😬.


  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Stevo's panzer needs work.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Mark found that annoying rattle eventually. It was in the glove box.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Pinno continues spannering his pride and joy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Man devises ingenious way of keeping his Christmas turkey dry on the way back from the supermarket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Latest data from the Kremlin shows a boom in domestic Russian car industry.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    'Fast & Furious 11 - Dumfries Drift' bombs at the box office.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited August 2023
    Polish Mobile Technicians, recruiting soon near you.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Wife acquires increased life insurance on fatso while simultaneously asking him to fix her car….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Fatty is about to get the good news of what it feels like to be his mrs.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    "If I prop it up like this, people might not notice it's missing a front wing"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    You can't get better than a Kwik Fit fitter.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    This one ran out of fuel and stalled, so without warning, we have a ⭐winner⭐.
    Stevo_666 said:

    'Fast & Furious 11 - Dumfries Drift' bombs at the box office.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    masjer said:

    This one ran out of fuel and stalled, so without warning, we have a ⭐winner⭐.

    Stevo_666 said:

    'Fast & Furious 11 - Dumfries Drift' bombs at the box office.

    Cheers masjer, will get on the case.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    edited August 2023
    Here you go folks...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    edited August 2023
    Tired of jibes about his appearance, Boris buys some clothes that actually fit him.

    Misheared tailor's suggestion to dress like a fat man.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    edited August 2023
    Batman cuts a lonely figure, facing probing questions about the time he spent with his Boy Wonder.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    "You ain't seen me, right."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited August 2023
    "'Why don't we go green?' Alfred said. 'Make our own bat-fuel', Alfred said. ***king chip-fat bollox"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    After his mental health struggles post Glastonbury, signs are that Lewis Capaldi won’t be returning to the stage any time soon.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris campaigns to save Brexit
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    cake crusader races to save gotham
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Two years ago, mask wearing in public would have seemed completely normal.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Even super hero’s succumb to the obesity epidemic
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    On the lanyard around his neck..

    "Ask me about today's special promotion on bin bags"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    The Penguin finally found his nemesis. So did the Trio, the Club and the Hobnob.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Last orders folks - will call this tomorrow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Batman collects his speciality selection insect order.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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