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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    on spanish election day, contador demonstrates the correct way to deal with right-wing nutbags
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    SG greets Lanzarote peasants who line the roads begging for food.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    contador encourages swift decision on caption comp
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Stevo and sungod slug it out for the glittering prize.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    It looks like this has run it's course. Did i make it too difficult? I thought we'd get more on the lines of doping.

    Anyways, the prize goes to @Stevo_666 for this...

    Roadies practice being more friendly.

    Take it away Stevo.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Cheers Slog, will go find something unsuitable...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Have a crack at this:

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    Stevo_666 said:

    Have a crack at this:

    nadine dorries escalates her demand to know why she wasn't given a peerage
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Scorchio
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Eric was getting away with his deception until he made the telling mistake: putting up an umbrella was classified as a mans job!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    edited August 2023
    To raise money for another appeal, Shamima Begum finds some freelance work for a branch of the Finnish tourist board in Al-Roj.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    edited August 2023
    The first images appear of Carol Kirkwood after converting to Islam.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    edited August 2023
    Sinéad O'Connor's ghost spooks staff at the met office.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    The Iranian Weathergirls re-release It’s Reigning Men (Hallelujah Allahu Akbar)
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Images from Afghan world service show evidence of huge progress on women's rights.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    Lizzo takes on a new job to help fund her court costs.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "L'Oréal, because we're worth it."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    ISIS ministry of arts and culture launch remake of 'Singing in the rain'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Weather forecast interrupted by Stevo's wife pleading for help.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Some great entries folks, keep 'em coming :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Today will be hot and humid, with a thick haze, followed by a deep depression. Well, it’s like that most days under here.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Mary Poppins has her work cut out.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Psychoanalysts record Frank Wilsons nightmares.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Iraniangloryhole.com
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Will call this one on Thursday.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Mad Lizzie finds a new career as a weather woman but gets sacked again after saying American missiles will be raining down on Tehran soon
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Time gentlemen please...Pinno came close but I'm giving it to Masjer for this one on the basis it made me laugh the most:
    masjer said:

    The Iranian Weathergirls re-release It’s Reigning Men (Hallelujah Allahu Akbar)

    The original winning entry when I first saw this in a caption comp was: 'And the weather today will be Sunni spells, but mostly Shi'ite' :)

    Take it away Masjer...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited August 2023
    Stevo_666 said:

    Time gentlemen please...Pinno came close but I'm giving it to Masjer for this one on the basis it made me laugh the most:

    masjer said:

    The Iranian Weathergirls re-release It’s Reigning Men (Hallelujah Allahu Akbar)

    The original winning entry when I first saw this in a caption comp was: 'And the weather today will be Sunni spells, but mostly Shi'ite' :)

    Take it away Masjer...
    Cheers Stevo, I accept my punishment and will have a look for something in a bit.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Let's see what you can do with this...


    Good luck!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Mario Cipollini sentenced to community service.

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