The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,295
    'Look: it's that other Indian fella arriving by plane. What do I say to him?'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "FFS, I'm sick and tired and too old to keep posing for pics with this week's Brit PM."
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,108
    "So is this one small, or far away?"
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,136
    Uncle Sam Needs You*


    *applicants with a green card will be eligible for service
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    joe points out that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, especially when they're little guys like you rishi
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    Joe and Rishi laugh at the paltry number of entries mocking them.

    Time to put this one out of its misery, @pangolin ?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey Don pull my finger.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    Stevo_666 said:

    Joe and Rishi laugh at the paltry number of entries mocking them.

    Time to put this one out of its misery, @pangolin ?

    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    Sorry, completely forgot about this!
    orraloon said:

    "FFS, I'm sick and tired and too old to keep posing for pics with this week's Brit PM."

    Orraloon wins it with this entry. Sorry @orraloon
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    You utter utter bastrich, I'm sick and tired and too old to keep looking for pics for this week's caption comp.

    I'll be back...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Let us move up somewhat from all these repetitive pics of Spaffer-type #toryscum and bring in some freshness to the forum


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    High profile BBC presenters try for safety in numbers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,136
    Record turn out for Privileged White Lives Matter protest.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,108
    edited July 2023
    Recycle use found for workman's tents.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,136
    BBC audition for new test card.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    What council estate oik has shat in the river?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And there is strong competition at this years regatta for “ Who got dressed in the dark” ..
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    public schools deny reports that their ex-pupils are scared of girls
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    Posh lads stay well clear of the lake of leftie bile in the background.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    After missing SNP funds are located, nasty Tories put the money to a better use than campaigning for a second 'once in a lifetime' independence referendum.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    The annual outing of the Michael Portillo Appreciation Society.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    Rowing fans make use of loads of discarded Southampton and Leicester football shirts.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,136
    edited July 2023
    50 stars of the US national team fail to show up for flag practice.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    I'd forgotten about this... any more for any?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    Coutts bankers adopt a low profile.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,334
    no concern at sunak's failure to get uk back into eu horizon
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    orraloon said:

    I'd forgotten about this... any more for any?

    Have you forgotten again? ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Commissaires review to clarify that it's not a 'lake of leftie bile' but a river flowing left to right, as would appear to be the case as Henley residents age.

    ToryBoys gonna tory it good and proppa. Now where's the current generation Stephen Twigg? Come on down.

    Take it away Cap'n.
    capt_slog said:

    The annual outing of the Michael Portillo Appreciation Society.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    edited July 2023
    Cor, thanks.

    See what you can do for this...




    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,333
    Roadies practice being more friendly.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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