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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    protest against charles saxe-coburg ends as well as can be expected
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    Met tackle latest Pro-Markleist uprising.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    Gretz 'knows better' Thunberg arrested under new eco laws for producing too much hot air.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    edited May 2023
    Greta sets the standard for zero erosion transportation.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    The boys get ready for a lunchtime sesh.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    'That'll save me from getting my boots all mucky, thanks guys.'
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    edited May 2023
    Pics of Greta emerge minutes after being smug was outlawed.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • beansnikpoh
    beansnikpoh Posts: 1,533
    Pathetic tw@ts with all the power scared of a young girl. Bless.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Police fail in their Proportionate policing exam.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    despite arriving early and in another country, coronation protester is unable to evade police
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    @First.Aspect takes it with.
    First.Aspect said:

    Met tackle latest Pro-Markleist uprising.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    Bugger.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    First.Aspect said:

    censored .

    Ha. the customary celebration.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Look, the Home Secretary's rules are perfectly clear, people with brown skin are not allowed on small boats."
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,138
    "Who nicked my piano?"
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Braverman regrets bringing her li-lo to the beach.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    edited May 2023
    "We don't normally allow immigrants into the bridge".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    "We pat them on the head like this and tell them to calm down every time your name gets mentioned in Cake Stop"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    captain makes the mistake of saying his family crossed with the normans
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Right seaman, keel haul this mad female until she understands compassion , dignity and common decency.

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "Underfloor heating, can't beat it".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Do you know the armed services don’t vote so get back to your day job and stop the sales pitch for PM.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I don’t believe your the Home Secretary, you dress and look like one of the many bodies we call Bob who we see floating face down in the channel.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    RNLI chief tries to explain how difficult it would be to fire RPG's from lifeboats.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Suella complains about lack of handwashing facilities on the poop deck.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    edited May 2023
    Braverman perplexed to learn that closing "The Bridge" wasn't the low hanging fruit for stopping immigration that she'd thought it was.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,138
    "And you're sure the orange order are extreme enough for you?"
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "Once the water gets to this shallow, we can't follow the f***ers"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    See sick Tory.

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