The return of...Caption Competition

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Get your 2025 convict charity calendar here, Mr January , Johnson the liar, Mr February, Trump the traitor, Mrs March, Liz the psycho….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris pick up the soap you dropped…
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    A malfunctioning mop head can leave a terrible mess behind. How was he ever PM?
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Johnson continues to agitate Sunak, this time in a hydrofluoric acid bath.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    As punishment for his misdemeanours, Boris is given the job of cleaning out the pond where the SNP live.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    In recognition of his public service, Johnson is given community service.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Boris' attempt to avoid becoming the subject of the caption comp for the 8,697th time by becoming a janitor failed miserably.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    johnson failing to meet performance objectives in the "high-wage, high-skill, high-productivity economy" in which "everyone can take pride in their work and the quality of their work"
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    A jobbie for me, a jobbie for me
    if you hae no jobbie yer nae use to me
    for the young and the old and the young and the free
    if you hae no jobbie yer nae used to me.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    Boris contemplates that if AI does that to his hands, what has it done to what you can't see?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Leftie photoshopping attempt not as convincing as they'd like.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    Stevo_666 said:

    Leftie photoshopping attempt not as convincing as they'd like.

    I don't think anyone could be convinced he would do an honest day's work, regardless of the quality of the picture.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Leftie photoshopping attempt not as convincing as they'd like.

    I don't think anyone could be convinced he would do an honest day's work, regardless of the quality of the picture.
    Is that an entry?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Boris made to clean up mess created by spaffing.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    orraloon said:

    Oo ta. See what happens when one moderates one's language.

    Now then, feels like a while since superStarSpaffer last appeared in this thread...



    It now becomes clear why Johnson has fathered so many children, as he drops off a sperm sample.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Contrary to what Angela said, the scum on the floor was not Tory.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    johnson denies loss of bladder control
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    As Angela said, the scum on that floor is Tory.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    brexshit defies cleanup
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    johnson finds himself trapped in a metaphor for his integrity
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris, any regrets in sharing your WhatsApp messages which precipitated your criminal charges and conviction?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    The Goonies cast 25 years on - where are they now?

    Click here ->
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    "Juat need to give the 'other' phone a quick clean and I'll hand it straight over."
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    Hey, com on babe
    Follow me, I'm the Pied Piper
    Follow me, I'm the Pied Piper
    And I'll show you where it's at
    Come on, babe
    Can't you see
    I'm the Pied Piper
    Trust in me
    I'm the Pied Piper
    And I'll show you where it's at

    A wee prod before calling time.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    When the judge told Johnson he was responsible for his own emissions, Boris thought he'd just meant child support.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    It's December 2019 and Boris mops up the remains of melted lefties after a landslide election victory.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    ^ there's a VAR review of the above like by the obligatory shortfall likebot....
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Stevo_666 said:

    It's December 2019 and Boris mops up the remains of melted lefties after a landslide election victory.


    Its 2023 and Boris mops up the fetid decaying remains of the Tory party.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    It's December 2019 and Boris mops up the remains of melted lefties after a landslide election victory.


    Its 2023 and Boris mops up the fetid decaying remains of the Tory party.
    Mine got more likes :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Laughjng at, or with you?

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