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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The judge sent you to straight to jail, do not pass mar lago.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I have a joke for your Mr President,

    New bloke in prison for the first time and he’s locked up with some old lag.

    The old lag says he will take it easy on him as it’s his first night. So he can choose does he want to be mommy or daddy tonight.

    The new guy thinks he’ll stay anally retentive if he’s daddy so he opts to be daddy

    The old lag says great, now come over here and suck moms c0ck
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    "OK, so who's the stripper?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "A strip search you say?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,202
    "Ok ok I lied. But how come BloJo ain't here as well?"
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    First.Aspect said:

    Oh, they fixed the android bug. So, with a certain inevitability....

    Any late entries? Will call this soon....
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    "So I slip you some cash and you say you didn't see me escape. OK?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    When did young Gomez Addams join the police?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    'We're called 'policeman' Donald. We wear these nice outfits called 'uniforms' and we stop naughty people from doing bad things...'
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    Stevo_666 said:

    "OK, so who's the stripper?"

    We have a winner. Over to you!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    "OK, so who's the stripper?"

    We have a winner. Over to you!
    Oh the hypocrisy. Hurry along now.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    First.Aspect said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    "OK, so who's the stripper?"

    We have a winner. Over to you!
    Oh the hypocrisy. Hurry along now.
    I'm on it - once I've had dinner :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    Have a go at this one.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited April 2023
    The latest chelsea managerial prospect ( the bloke who dresses as the mascot and is popular with the fans)decides he’s heard enough before Todd’s security men catch him and take him back to hear the rest of Todd’s great plan
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    Harry makes last ditch effort to sabotage coronation.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,660
    Nice tackle.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,130
    police deny latest accusations of groping
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Prince Harry claims privacy intrusion during rebellious streak.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    VAR confirms handball.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    "I might be a bit delayed honey but i'll be home soon"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited April 2023
    Go and suck the Dalia lama’s tongue copper, coz I ain’t sucking yours

    Wanna bet?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "Can't talk now, dear, I'm having my collar felt"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Centaur's back legs give way.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    edited April 2023
    Edit: Shit. Masjer just posted the same joke.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    kingstongraham said:

    Edit: censored . Masjer just posted the same joke.

    Great Weird minds think alike.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    Not a try. Balls not grounded.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    Last orders please...will call this tonight.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 7,926
    I WANT PRIVACY!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    edited April 2023
    Some good entries this time round - and a late entry by the Zinger man gets it.
    focuszing723 said:

    I WANT PRIVACY!

    Take it away Mr. 723.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 7,926
    masjer said:

    VAR confirms handball.

    No. I'm not having it, this clearly this won.

    I thought I'd finally won as well, bugger!

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