The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    focuszing723 said:

    masjer said:

    VAR confirms handball.

    No. I'm not having it, this clearly this won.

    I thought I'd finally won as well, censored !
    You going to post a pic then Zinger, or are you turning down this prestigious prize?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Stevo_666 said:

    focuszing723 said:

    masjer said:

    VAR confirms handball.

    No. I'm not having it, this clearly this won.

    I thought I'd finally won as well, censored !
    You going to post a pic then Zinger, or are you turning down this prestigious prize?
    Methinks @focuszing723 is handing the Baton to @masjer ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    focuszing723 said:

    masjer said:

    VAR confirms handball.

    No. I'm not having it, this clearly this won.

    I thought I'd finally won as well, censored !
    You going to post a pic then Zinger, or are you turning down this prestigious prize?
    Methinks @focuszing723 is handing the Baton to @masjer ?
    Who could then pass it on to @pinno...

    I'll find a pic as part of my pyrrhic victory.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    masjer said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    focuszing723 said:

    masjer said:

    VAR confirms handball.

    No. I'm not having it, this clearly this won.

    I thought I'd finally won as well, censored !
    You going to post a pic then Zinger, or are you turning down this prestigious prize?
    Methinks @focuszing723 is handing the Baton to @masjer ?
    Who could then pass it on to @pinno...

    I'll find a pic as part of my pyrrhic victory.
    At least you didn't get the win because he who came first was done for doping.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    I tried to get in the mind of Focuszing and feel he'd have wanted this.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    reshaping twitter in his own image wasn't musk's greatest idea
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Ex Twitter employees go Pirate and force Musk to walk the plank.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Metaphorical image of Twitter plunging.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "Can you hose me down? I've just shat myself in public again."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    edited April 2023
    Zinger decides to end it all by doing a 'Robert Maxwell' after regretting giving up the caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,388
    Adolf Hitler seen holidaying in Argentina.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154
    Well, this hasn't turned out how I thought.

    One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

    Don't forget StarShip launch possibly today. A giant leap or the biggest firework?

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    focuszing723 said:

    Well, this hasn't turned out how I thought.

    Looks like my entry was pretty close to the mark :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154
    Stevo_666 said:

    focuszing723 said:

    Well, this hasn't turned out how I thought.

    Looks like my entry was pretty close to the mark :p
    Mine was good mind, shamelessly stollen from South Park though.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Five coats of spray tan, and he's just coming up to white.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Musk I can still smell pee?

    Deckhand , scrub harder, I can categorically say not one of your crew has urinated in your private water supply mr musk…..

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    銛を発射する
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I take it you have never thought of cycling as a way to keep fit Mr Musk?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Hairless, albino Muskrat goes for a bath.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,660
    Musk tries Rick's zero exercise approach to tackle his obesity.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    Elon considers ending it all as he's waited so long for the caption comp to be judged.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    please, let's go. he's a madman. any minute now he's going to rush out and get into his tights
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,388
    Twitter verified accnut.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Stevo_666 said:

    Elon considers ending it all as he's waited so long for the caption comp to be judged.

    He's been saved in the nick of time.

    @sungod has it with
    reshaping twitter in his own image wasn't musk's greatest idea
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    here we go...


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    CCTV captures last sighting of couple who mysteriously disappeared at the start of bear hunting season.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "No, I think this shopping trolley costume is way more convincing"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    Blue Whales consider disguises so they can safely swim near Japan.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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