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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,809
    orraloon said:

    ^ there's a VAR review of the above like by the obligatory shortfall likebot....

    Bit harsh to knock someone for having good taste :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Christ we now know what it’s like for a chel$ea fan waiting for a new manager to arrive…..
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,809
    Yeah, GAFMO.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    slowmart said:

    Christ we now know what it’s like for a chel$ea fan waiting for a new manager to arrive…..

    Is looking at that picture like watching Chelsea play?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    One cannot deny factual accuracy. And after all he did mutter "I'll be back"
    kingstongraham said:

    As Angela said, the scum on that floor is Tory.

    Over to @kingstongraham
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Ta. We'll take a rare occasion our interim leader is not in a helicopter.


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,809
    Ramming speed......!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    A rare occasion our interim leader is not in a helicopter.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    border force capture ringleader behind dramatic increase in immigration
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    edited June 2023
    And they said I'd never fill Johnson's shoes.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    masjer said:

    A rare occasion our interim leader is not in a helicopter.

    This is going to win. Very funny.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    "Sorry boss but we don't stock kids' size safety boots."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Immigration policy all at sea as hundreds of thousands arrive by air.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,380
    New photos emerge of Captain on the deck of the Titanic.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited June 2023
    Suella said you have got a one way ticket to Rwanda.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Forecasts of electoral decimation at the next general election trigger waves of sitting Tory mp’s to research living life off the golden tit of the public purse.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited June 2023
    The orange lipstick, the ciggy balanced on the lower lip, Rishi has a flashback to that terrible night he spent after meeting Gladys at Young Conservatives Ball


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Prime Minister, Don’t jump , Boris has just resigned as an MP.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    "I'm going and i'm not coming back, so there. I hate this silly politics stuff. France here I come. Na na nanana."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    First.Aspect said:

    New photos emerge of Captain on the deck of the Titanic.

    Time's moved on - here's the winner @First.Aspect

    Sorry.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,380
    Oh.

    Great.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,809
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    He's thrown a Spaffer-style Trump-lite strop and done one citing witch hunt?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,380

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,726
    Segueing from president to prisoner.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite a Segway killing the owner of the business, Melina Trump purchased her husband the latest model.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I love my car, it’s got four wheel and goes supersonic.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Bojo lookalike seen in Florida.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,809
    The faceplant that came shortly after this pic was nothing compared to what's coming for Donald in the next year.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    After e-rider with police vehicle following dies in crash his mother describes him as a wonderful child.

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