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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    'No dear, that one would make you look fat.'
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,309
    Late frosts give rise to a general populace debate over the thermodynamics, heat dissipation and retention properties of polyester.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    The ladies of Tesco consider a new shopping outfit.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "I like it, but it's just not me somehow"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    edited April 2023
    Mimi considers identifying as a tinkywinky.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    After wading through the Weight, health and body image thread, two No1s gave up the will to live and binge-ate their way to a No9.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "Yes, I realise it's not black, but would it be suitable for the funeral or not?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    sungod said:

    here we go...


    US doctors misinterpret the Hippocratic oath.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited April 2023
    Boris and Liz meet up to choose Kwazi a costume so he can join their secret club to over throw rishi.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    Labour take the wrong approach to looking cuddly come election time.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Chelsea co owners are spotted shopping with the change from this seasons spending spree
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Thick Lizzy and Spaffer come up with a new plan to attract younger voters.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,138
    "I think we need a new look - what with the Conservatives and Chelsea, I think we look a bit ridiculous in blue."
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    i've never been in a walmart, but a friend who once did tells me it's the sort of place brexiters would be at home in, which gives it to...
    slowmart said:

    Boris and Liz meet up to choose Kwazi a costume so he can join their secret club to over throw rishi.

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers SG


    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    After they’ve sworn allegiance to me, they must wear the inflatable crown like this.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Nah, fxxx it, this'll do fine. Crack on with the party chaps."
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,145
    "How does one fit this new eco friendly crown?"
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,145
    "Heavy is the head that wears the crown”
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    jeff koons' crown design divides opinion
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,151
    Ribbed mega big boy placed gently over d!ck's head.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    edited May 2023
    Balloon refuses to pop despite pr1ck in it.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,138
    Alongside the Bearer of the Golden Spurs and the Carrier of the Silver Baton, one of the lesser known roles is the Porter of the Head Measuring Balloon.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    Charlie tries on a the new Tesco 'Value' ear pinning device.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Brian misunderstands what the Muskrat's Twatter blue tick is.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Balloon modeller comes up with an impressive King Charles Spaniel.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,381
    "It's better than that 2 ton purple piece of shyte that they made me wear yesterday"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    masjer said:

    Balloon refuses to pop despite pr1ck in it.

    @masjer all yours👍
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Thanks slowmart. Pic on its way.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    All done before Stevo's `why are we waiting` :)

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