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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Having heard the news about Boris's eighth child on the way, Suella insists on protection around able seamen.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    edited May 2023
    "Sure, I'll make your speeding ticket disappear - just like that"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    edited May 2023
    RNLI chief graphically explains Chelsea Football Club's league position*.

    *'Cos they are shyte.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Last orders. I'll call this one soon, before she resigns.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    First.Aspect said:

    Last orders. I'll call this one soon, before she resigns.

    no danger of that these days
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8t6KRstWIk
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Captain worried that Suella leans so far to the right, she’s causing a list to starboard.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    sungod said:

    captain makes the mistake of saying his family crossed with the normans

    We have a winner. Over to you Sungod.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    'strewth, no rest for the evil

    this always cheers me up, even though it ended badly

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Sungod unimpressed with latest BA business class cabin.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    BBC announce that Peter Jones has stepped down from Dragons Den with immediate effect.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    Erse, he's still alive. Just shoot the fuxxer.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Damian Hirst's commission: Sum up Chelsea FC's season.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    EU designed autopilot performs a perfect landing.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Gotcha!
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I blame the EU
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Outcry over Rachel Reeves business class junket forces Labour to cut corners on travel.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Minister ignores warning, causes crash.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Farage takes extreme measures not to hear remoaners saying “told you so”.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    Tom Pidcock regrets showboating over hump back bridge.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Farage struggles to deny 'head in the sand' attitude to Brexit issues.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited May 2023
    Nigel takes a flight in the recommissioned British and Colonial Aeroplane Company’s newest plane …

    “What foreign f*cker built this?”

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    edited May 2023
    "Next time you want to scratch an itch between your toes, wait 'till you land the f***ing plane first"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    As uncomfortable as this may look, I’m still in a better position than Chel$ea
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,091
    slowmart said:

    As uncomfortable as this may look, I’m still in a better position than Chel$ea

    Oi!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    edited May 2023
    .
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,703
    Farnborough Rotory Club seeks new chairman.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    over to 'loon for this measured and reasonable proposal...
    orraloon said:

    Erse, he's still alive. Just shoot the fuxxer.

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,201
    Oo ta. See what happens when one moderates one's language.

    Now then, feels like a while since superStarSpaffer last appeared in this thread...



  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129
    johnson struggles to find role for which he's qualified
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,620
    Boris struggles to mop up the sheer volume of bile in the Brexit thread.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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