The return of...Caption Competition

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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,130
    how many times did you say johnson lied to parliament?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited March 2023
    That’s so funny but times 5 x 2 and that’s chelski’s position in the premiership
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So by the time you lot are 18 we might just be electable again
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    edited March 2023
    And who knows how soon we all need to die after we retire for the triple lock to still be affordable in 2075?
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    capt_slog said:

    Here you go..


    Mr Hunt, why did my friends Hakeem, Jamal and Mohamad have to move to Rwanda?


  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Now we’re going to do some home economics. First lesson, how to cook the books.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Last orders, please.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Okay, time to call a winner
    sungod said:

    no you twunt, it's five, even rishi can add better than you

    .... was closest to what i was thinking when I saw the pic

    Take it away @sungod



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,130
    edited March 2023
    aar cap'n, one from ye good old days when we could still compete with the french


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,092
    The Bike radar brethren riot over the slow degradation of Caption comp. pictures.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    BBC accused of bias after obvious propaganda against the right wing.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,202
    'Look, the sign clearly says No Turning Leftie'
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,626
    Striking miners take the words on the zebra crossing a bit too literally.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,092
    Rick Chasey organises fight club for bullies.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,626
    Cake Stoppers write subliminal messages on zebra crossings.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    After learning that misogyny, racism and homophobia will be stamped out in the met, they hit the streets for a good old fashioned riot.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    Black man seen in Knightsbridge. MET defend proportionate response.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    PC Jenkins picked an odd location to light up a quick spliff.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    MET officers queue up to strip search the local kids school
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    The metaverse turns out to be a wholly underwhelming experience.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    OK ChatGPT: Create an image of Britain if Liz Truss had remained PM.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,092
    OK ChatGPT: Create an image if Rishi Sunak remains as PM.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Protesters hit the streets in response to pinno’s blatant plagiarism. "Kick him out"
    "Kick him out"
    "Kick him out"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The met’s own metoo# protests against the arrests of rapist and murdering colleagues
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,130
    First.Aspect said:

    Black man seen in Knightsbridge. MET defend proportionate response.

    take it away f.a
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    sungod said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Black man seen in Knightsbridge. MET defend proportionate response.

    take it away f.a
    Hurrah.

    There will be a slight delay as I am in transit and a few hours from a non android device.

    We apologise for any inconvenience.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    Oh, they fixed the android bug. So, with a certain inevitability....

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,130
    the class prepares for taser practice
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    They'll never get any of this to stick. It's just a Stormy in a D-cup.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited March 2023
    Your under arrest, wea are make America great again
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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