The return of...Caption Competition

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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    Nice to meet you dear. If you would take your things to the servants quarters then report to me at 10 am in uniform, that would be splendid.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    Stevo_666 said:

    Head of outdated monolithic institution with lots of bickering amongst the members and in desperate need of modernisation & reform meets the King.

    Think it's time I called this a winner. Well done @Stevo_666
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Head of outdated monolithic institution with lots of bickering amongst the members and in desperate need of modernisation & reform meets the King.

    Think it's time I called this a winner. Well done @Stevo_666
    Cheers KG. Better crack on and find something...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    edited March 2023
    Given this a cycling forum, I thought a good traditional bike themed caption comp would be nice.

    Have a crack at this:



    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Young conservatives campaign for Boris re election as PM….


    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited March 2023
    Stevo uses one of his images from his personally curated wankbank and wonders why he killed the caption comp.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Wearing women's clothing creates drag.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Transgenders win women's elite road race once more.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,130
    tories reveal hs2 replacement bike service
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Using the granny gear again.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    Top tube of tandem found to be too short, but some customers really don't seem to mind.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,202
    And here comes the lanterne rouge of Strade Bianche Donne.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited March 2023
    Walliams enjoys a sustrans route.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    Last orders folks - will call it tonight.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    Whoops forgot last night. Masjer get it with this bit of wit...
    masjer said:

    Walliams enjoys a sustrans route.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Stevo_666 said:

    Whoops forgot last night. Masjer get it with this bit of wit...

    masjer said:

    Walliams enjoys a sustrans route.

    Cheers. Good timing, just logged in. Piccy hunting...
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Fire away.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    Yayoi keeps herself busy before the expected return of godzilla.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    Film producers regretted skimping on special effects for the remake of 'Attack of the 50 foot woman'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,704
    Studies find that new build flats are getting smaller.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "Bloody chewing gum!"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    After wading through the myriad of entries and much rumination, I’ve finally decided on a deserved winner.

    @capt_slog with "Bloody chewing gum!"

    Congrats and over to you.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Thanks, @masjer

    I'll get on with it soonish. I can see by the interest generated last time, that there will be people chomping at the bit. :)


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    capt_slog said:

    Thanks, @masjer

    I'll get on with it soonish. I can see by the interest generated last time, that there will be people chomping at the bit. :)

    Why are we waiting? ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Here you go..




    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    Mummy says Mr C... is coming to see you at school.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    Jeremy Hunt is visibly delighted to be in another BR caption comp..
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,762
    Jeremy Hunt is slightly surprised when introduced to Kwasi Kwarteng's advisors for the first time.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,130
    no you twunt, it's five, even rishi can add better than you
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,628
    JH visits a primary to tell the kids to get all their piggy bank money into a pension fund before Labour nicks it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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