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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    disappointing lack of dprk assassinations

    @pinno wins the hanky of death for at least mentioning the wrong-un
    pinno said:

    Kim yong-un grooms a yung un'.

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Oh bollox That's great. Fantastic. Cheers, ta.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Do your best worst.


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "Joe, your trousers have shrunk"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    What’s for tea?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    Pinno finally mets the Ukrainian refugee he agreed to house.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "And you definitely want it just painted white all over again?"
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,389
    So my wife tells me you are originally from Peru?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    'Ho ho ho little boy - so you want some F-16's for Christmas?'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    'And tell me, what is it that you do?'
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Right come on fellas; winner picked tomorrow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Get my pain in the ar5e son a job and you’ll get your jets.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    hey volodymyr, we're overrun with gun worshipers, how about we ship them over to you

    sure joe, but we want henry rollins and molara doing jah war in kyiv on independence day
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    kingstongraham said:

    "And you definitely want it just painted white all over again?"

    Winna winna chicken dinna...

    Take it away KG.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    @kingstongraham
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Thank you - let's find something.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    edited February 2023

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,389
    I've been a fan of yours ever since Dr. No.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    edited February 2023
    Head of outdated monolithic institution with lots of bickering amongst the members and in desperate need of modernisation & reform meets the King.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    'And tell me, what is it that you do?'

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    "Lovely to meet you Ms von der Leyen".

    "And you, Mr Saxe-Coburg-Gotha".
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,389
    No one voted for me either.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    where are you from?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    Daddy said you lot talk funny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    Proof that the Germans really are in charge.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    can you drink the water?

    only if one stands clenched like this
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    "I say Camilla, that's a jolly good facelift you've had"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Don’t worry from my brothers point of view you’ve aged out.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,431
    investigators identify root cause of apoplectic gammons, pledge to do more of the same
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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