The return of...Caption Competition

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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Seano surprises Mrs seano with a vibrator in time for Valentine’s Day.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Stevo_666 said:

    OK, I'll call this one tonight, so last efforts please.

    @seanoconn sure you don't want to put in an entry? ;)

    Do you have a personal collection of Mrs seano pics?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    Katie Price trims her garden.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    OK, I'll call this one tonight, so last efforts please.

    @seanoconn sure you don't want to put in an entry? ;)

    Do you have a personal collection of Mrs seano pics?
    Just the ones she sent me.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,671
    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    OK, I'll call this one tonight, so last efforts please.

    @seanoconn sure you don't want to put in an entry? ;)

    Do you have a personal collection of Mrs seano pics?
    Just the ones she sent me.
    Ba dum tish 😂
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    seanoconn said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    OK, I'll call this one tonight, so last efforts please.

    @seanoconn sure you don't want to put in an entry? ;)

    Do you have a personal collection of Mrs seano pics?
    Just the ones she sent me.
    Ba dum tish 😂
    I remember when you posted it, someone said that this pic was bound to come up in a future caption comp :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Well I had expected a few more entries for such a well chosen pic, but in the end I'm giving it to Slog for this one:
    capt_slog said:

    Cynthia braces herself for a spot of uphill gardening.

    Take it away Captain.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Wow, thanks. :)

    Here you go...





    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited February 2023
    Right baldy, your my b1tch
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Stay away from the windows, Ivana.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    hmm.

    Not many takers, do you need a different picture?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    olga was about to crush him when the novichok hit
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    capt_slog said:

    hmm.

    Not many takers, do you need a different picture?

    They probably don’t want a dose of nerve agent on their front door
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    I'm wondering what Tommy Cooper is doing refereeing.

    So how about:


    Q "How do you settle a war?"

    A "Just like that"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Moments later, Putin has a prolapse.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Vlad mistakenly thought he could practice for invading Ukraine by picking fights with girls.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Okay, this has run it's course, so I'll call it with...
    sungod said:

    olga was about to crush him when the novichok hit

    My own caption would have been something along the lines of Olga and Vlad taking part in a Russian marriage ceremony.

    Take it away @Sungod



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    cheers

    ok, let's see how many entrants end up with a faceful of vx


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Tensions rise just before the start of the annual North Korean pie eating competition.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Never have so many dogs died in vain.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    The losing team at the international paint-ball finals put on a brave face.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    Head of armed catering stripped of medals for wearing wrong outfit to national marry your sister celebrations.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    no pineapples and no bubbly, they're fuc​ked
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Gangnam style
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Like the royal family, North Korean generals who haven’t had a war in 60 years have an abundance of medals and military awards which belie their non combatant existence.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    edited February 2023
    Kim 'Chubby' Jung-Un was not surprised that the audience didn't sing 'You fat b@stard' when he entered the room.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    The waiters do not want to be accused of being inattentive to their vip customers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    There’s nothing to eat so let’s fuck off home
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Kim yong-un grooms a yung un'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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