The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    Stevo_666 said:

    Why are we waiting?

    'Cos there is nothing unsuitable on the internet.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Here you go...



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,709
    New cabinet appointment to the ministry of silly walks.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    Rees Mogg successfully climbs a fence after watching the Monty Python tutorial.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    Making a run for it after realising that's not a stable, it's where they keep the voters.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    "Oi you, get off moi laand."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    "It's just a jump to left..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,709
    Archive footage of Fatboy Slim audition emerges.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,135
    rees-mogg shortly before he learns it's the bad side of town
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    Mutant giant Tory laughs at your puny fences.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ahhh you boy, wipe the council estate dog shite off my shoes….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,709
    Brexiteers DO have a leg to stand on after all.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    You put your right leg in
    Your right leg out
    Your right like in
    And you move your business to EU Dublin.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    okay, last orders.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    JRM inspects scale model of Alsager.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    Something about Riverdance and moving his funds to Ireland - you work out the joke I can't be bothered.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,135
    rees-mogg presents his new gb news show from the sunlit uplands of brexit
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    Who needs a stile when you've got style?
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    okay, last orders.
    Stevo_666 said:

    JRM inspects scale model of Alsager.

    ....Will do it.

    Take it away Stevo.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Cheers Slog, let me find something unsuitable.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Here we go, by popular request :)

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    :D

    [If only Seano's wife knew...]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    One wife went to mow...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    edited February 2023
    pinno said:

    :D

    [If only Seano's wife knew...]

    Everyone has 15 minutes of fame in them, as Andy Warhol once said :smile: Although to be fair I didn't post the pic on the interwb first so I reckon its fair game o:)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    Oi, you're undercutting my lucrative NFTs.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    orraloon said:

    Oi, you're undercutting my lucrative NFTs.

    Is that what they call the online version of Razzle 'Readers Wives' these days? :smiley:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Cynthia braces herself for a spot of uphill gardening.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    Cynthiaski perhaps.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo’s Ukrainian gardener questions the need for her new uniform
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    OK, I'll call this one tonight, so last efforts please.

    @seanoconn sure you don't want to put in an entry? ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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