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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,136
    slowmart said:

    sungod said:

    slowmart said:



    Happy New Year all

    rees-mogg shows off the brexiter's new clothes
    With activity similar to trumps presidential campaign and the only entry to make me laugh …
    @sungod all yours
    cheers
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,136
    and without further ado...


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    Sunak bot accidentally sits in seat without charging point.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    Sunak day dreams about Stevo's tax avoidance skills.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    edited January 2023
    2022 will be remembered for the time the Tory party substituted the prime minister for a dummy.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    "Sometimes I get the weirdest feeling I'm not where I'm supposed to be"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    HiRisk becomes the one and only user from the PPE contract given to Michelle Money
  • singleton
    singleton Posts: 2,523
    Sunak reminisces about the days when tory MPs were only expected to wear gags in private.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Rishi tries to look very boring as it doesn't seem to have done much harm to Keir Starmer.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    edited January 2023
    It's actually that Rishi made the mistake of listening to a Keir Starmer speech.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I must be shite if I trail Starmer by 20 points
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    edited January 2023
    If a man could be two places at one time
    I'd be with you
    in our Santa Monica pad on our green cards instead of this sh1thole.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pre pandemic the only reason to wear a mask was to go on the rob……
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,136
    friday the thirteenth, judgement day

    over to you 'loon for this timely reminder of rishi's deep commitment to the uk
    orraloon said:

    If a man could be two places at one time
    I'd be with you
    in our Santa Monica pad on our green cards instead of this sh1thole.

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    Hmm, how to win the caption comp, threaten to post That pic of Mrs SoC. Now where is it? 5,4,3...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    No way. NFTs on sale, get in quick else FOMO. Just PM me your bank details and I'll see you right.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    Ah go on then, I found this spare pic


  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    "I got hold of this Taliban bloke's head and then i..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    "Sorry Daddy, it's just that Megan and I are a bit skint and we thought of ways to make some cash."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Looking at you ging, I’m left wondering if you are really from my loins.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited January 2023
    I saw Uncle Andrew doing this to the underage model…
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    So I thought I'd call it "What I did on my holidays and other amusing anecdotes from the Palace and our personal lives", but the publishers want something a bit more.... snappy.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Despite Harry's best attempts at mimicry, Charles remains unconvinced he is a blood relative.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    Well this has proved not as popular as The Book. Mayhap I need some twattering from the likes of CBE Piers Moron or 'I want to sling shite at a naked Meghan' Clarkson to get peeps involved.

    Or just call it sometime soon.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    'Just found out why I look like James Hewitt'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    She put her hand here, then I put mine there, then I proposed.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,136
    ...and then the soufflé collapsed
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    Oops, forgot about this, again.

    Time to spin the bottle... and the winner is...
    capt_slog said:

    So I thought I'd call it "What I did on my holidays and other amusing anecdotes from the Palace and our personal lives", but the publishers want something a bit more.... snappy.

    Take it away cap'n.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Thank you.

    I'll find something unsuitable soon.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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