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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    Sunak maximises his diary efficiency, getting his jab done whilst also meeting a local food bank client.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Have an injection of humility and compassion you money grabbing creature
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    MattFalle said:

    Have an injection of humility and compassion you money grabbing creature

    Which one is saying that?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Rishi needed a mask so the nurse didn't see him smirking at their request for a 19% pay hike.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    "You mean you don't siphon your wages through multiple offshore shell companies? Wow."
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    kingstongraham said:

    MattFalle said:

    Have an injection of humility and compassion you money grabbing creature

    Which one is saying that?
    we'd thd guess the one going to a food bank on her way home to the one worth £760 million
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Sorry? People clapping doesn't pay your bills? Well I never.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Nurse Allitt smiles quietly behind her mask as unbeknown to Rishi, she draws the clear liquid poison into the needle...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    kingstongraham said:

    MattFalle said:

    Have an injection of humility and compassion you money grabbing creature

    Which one is saying that?
    Good point.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Stevo dons his nurse's outfit and finally gets to meet one of his Tory heroes.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    edited December 2022
    sungod said:

    with the new pool and the cost of heating it, it's just as difficult for us at the moment

    Here's the winner. Well done @sungod
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,136
    thanks

    it's got to be either the traitor farage upside down in the wreckage, or the gift that keep on giving

    what's she saying...


    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited December 2022
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    edited December 2022
    Now that's what we call a tool.

    (typo corrected 😉 how? Now? Wow? Bow... no not him)
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris recalls carries comments on slicing his manhood off while he sleeps when/if he’s unfaithful
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Boris pretends to be shocked at the 5,000th caption comp featuring him.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited December 2022
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    "It's either you learn this stuff, or you go off and toss off a few speeches for a quarter mill each."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "I'd let you have a go, Boris, but I doubt you're even capable of putting butter on bread"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    "We just turn this tap on here and loads of money flows out"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,136
    edited December 2022
    no one came up with the prize winning answer: "on behalf of your ex-wives and everyone else you've betrayed, i'm going to shove this right up your co​ck and out of your belly button"

    but @slowmart was closest with...
    slowmart said:

    Boris recalls carries comments on slicing his manhood off while he sleeps when/if he’s unfaithful

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Boris caption comp no. 5001 on its way....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    The subject that never stops taking giving.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516


    Happy New Year all
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,136
    slowmart said:



    Happy New Year all

    rees-mogg shows off the brexiter's new clothes
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Just Stop Oil try bizarre new ways to get the publics attention.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    The man who invested in Tesla and lost more than his shirt.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    I just thought of something useful to do with this selfie stick.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,637
    Tensions mount as rednecks and liberals mingle.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    sungod said:

    slowmart said:



    Happy New Year all

    rees-mogg shows off the brexiter's new clothes
    With activity similar to trumps presidential campaign and the only entry to make me laugh …
    @sungod all yours
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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