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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,641
    Slog is away 'till tonight - but I'll get a quick 'why are we waiting' in anyway :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Thanks Stevo.

    How about this....




    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,137
    quick, throw me the bag with the money before the rozzers see it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Quick, throw me the sick bag, I just caught that Netflix trailer.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    say oops upside your head say oops upside your head
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I hope you’re better at shagging your missus than you are at egg throwing
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,641
    This is the size of the whoppers that little ginger pr1ck told on Netflix.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Blessed are the big noses.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    Charlie hails a taxi after the collapse of the monarchy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I waited thiiiiissss long to be king.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Y.M.C.A
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    Live action Thunderbirds reboot is the second Netflix royal flop in a week.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Last orders, please


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    "She's behind me taking the p!ss again, isn't she?"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,641
    "Everyone give a big clap for Meghan as she gets into that Merc with a drunk French chauffeur that we've arranged for her"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    kingstongraham said:

    "She's behind me taking the p!ss again, isn't she?"

    takes the prize. Pick a pic please @kingstongraham


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    Why are we waiting?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    edited December 2022
    Here we go...



  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    As promised in his manifesto, Richie goes for an injection to stimulate growth.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    "Your vial Mr Sunak."
    "There's no need for that!"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203




    Little Rishi only needs a little pic.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    edited December 2022
    Just a little pr1ck
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    "I insist, the pay offer to nurses is appropriate and fair".

    "My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to die."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,641
    edited December 2022
    "I'm so glad we found a vaccine for the Lynch virus - a nasty little disease that stops you from moving around properly"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "...and you're saying there was an anti-tw@t vaccine all along, and I could have had it as a kid?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,137
    sunak poses with poor person, body language says it all
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,641
    Rick relaxes his covid precautions to meet Rishi.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,094
    "Are you sure you want this anti bollox vaccine Mr Sunak?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,768
    kingstongraham said:

    Here we go...



    Any more?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,137
    with the new pool and the cost of heating it, it's just as difficult for us at the moment
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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