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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    Thanks!

    Don't know if there's anything in this, but it's a lovely picture.


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Luis upset after the Ghanaians proved too tough and chewy.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Fairground ride proves too scary for some.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Rick wakes up on the Tube to find he's accidentally travelled into zone 5.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "If only I had dived some more."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Public health advice: don't suffer in silence - go see a dentist.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Another one bites the dust
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    no dinner invite with trump, ye and Fuentes?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    "Don't cry for me, Argentina..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    World's smallest violin heard in public again for the first time since Gerrard's slip against Chelsea.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    Stevo_666 said:

    Luis upset after the Ghanaians proved too tough and chewy.

    As we move into the next round and hawkeye have confirmed that Suarez is definitely out, @Stevo_666 it's over to you.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Luis upset after the Ghanaians proved too tough and chewy.

    As we move into the next round and hawkeye have confirmed that Suarez is definitely out, @Stevo_666 it's over to you.
    Cheers KG, I'll get onto it...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    Stevo_666 said:

    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Luis upset after the Ghanaians proved too tough and chewy.

    As we move into the next round and hawkeye have confirmed that Suarez is definitely out, @Stevo_666 it's over to you.
    Cheers KG, I'll get onto it...
    When will that be, approximately?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Now.

    Get into the festive spirit by having a crack at this one.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    'Ere pal, this Santa run is a FIFA event so you're banned from sporting any religious stuff at Christmas.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    edited December 2022
    Your "real meaning of Christmas" bullsh1t has really gone too far this year, Dave.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    TLW: "I must repent, I must repent, I must repent..."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Oi Jesus It’s Christmas not easter.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    Jesus that's a big strap on.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    288 faces a time penalty for illegal use of DRS.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    Get thee behind me, Santa.
  • Munsford0
    Munsford0 Posts: 678
    ^ that's got to be the winner!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    "I told you we should've nailed his hands and feet."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    edited December 2022
    masjer said:

    "I told you we should've nailed his hands and feet."

    Yeah.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "There's always one who spoils Christmas by bringing religion into it"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Faster Jesus, there’s some evangelical nutjob running towards you with a nail gun.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Last orders please folks - will call this one tonight.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    runner-up of the easter 'no more nails' 5k gatecrashes santathon
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited December 2022
    After a stable start, then dying in the middle, Jesus comes back from the dead to claim victory.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Some good efforts - I'm giving it to Slog for this one:
    capt_slog said:

    "There's always one who spoils Christmas by bringing religion into it"

    All yours Cap'n...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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