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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    "Pay attention in class because we need more tax slaves to pay for the slackers who who did Jack sh1tt at school."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo_666 said:

    "Pay attention in class because we need more tax slaves to pay for the swivel eyed right wing loons who screwed us all over with the last Tory budget."

    Edited for factual accuracy ….

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    pinno said:

    'How do you spell your sir name, does it begin with a 'C' ?'

    Basic but classic.

    @pinno well done
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    slowmart said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    "Pay attention in class because we need more tax slaves to pay for the swivel eyed right wing loons who screwed us all over with the last Tory budget."

    Edited for factual accuracy ….

    I guess you did Jack at school then :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Why are we waiting?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    slowmart said:

    Why are we waiting?

    Oi!

    Thanks KG. There will be a picture soon...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    edited November 2022
    Do your worst best:



    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    edited November 2022
    Pinno's crack team of ABS pump fitters get to work pronto.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    FREEDOM!
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    at this moment, musk realised his fall from grace was complete
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    Putin calls up Russias feared zoonotic reservists.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited November 2022
    New border officials being paid peanuts.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    charles regrets not sticking with corgis
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    A Planet of the Apes reboot looks distinctly low budget.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Cruella announces £10bn plan to remove these migrant workers to Rwanda.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    capt_slog said:

    A Planet of the Apes reboot looks distinctly low budget.

    I don't know, they got Harvey Keitel.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    The game is up and seen as you cannot beat a bit of favouritism. @masjer did me a favour, this is the winner:
    masjer said:

    New border officials being paid peanuts.


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited November 2022
    Cheers pinno, I feel spoilt.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    hs2 finally opens

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Rick Chasey heads into London with his work colleagues for the Christmas party.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Stevo leads the British invasion of France after the French were severely weakened by litigation ruling.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Oi Cruella, you need to take a look at Eurostar."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    It's 2030 and Labour's plans to nationalise the railways finally come to fruition.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    The lucky World Cup workers return home.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The only train to leave London during the latest industrial action on Friday evening is over subscribed
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    On one of the rare days when the trains aren't on strike, commuters travel to Mick Lynch's House to tell him he's a total c***
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    edited November 2022
    Not enough trains are available for those who are desperate to get away from the World Cup


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited December 2022
    It's that time again to choo choo choose a winner. And it goes to...
    @kingstongraham
    kingstongraham said:

    The lucky World Cup workers return home.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Not enough train staff.

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