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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Ghislain goes the extra mile during conjugal visits.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    "Mum, mum, I've got another problem, can you bail me out again? Oh..."
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    edited November 2022
    Picture of complete t1t causes controversy. A young lady was also in the picture.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Do you know who my mom is?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    When the royal PR agent told Andrew that he needed to nip his behaviour in the bud, this wasn't what they had in mind.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    "Andrew, pull your finger out, your mother's getting buried in an hour"
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    nonce departs in shame after blackballing by reform club general committee
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Last orders.

    This seems to have dried up, so I'll call it in the morning.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,641
    "That's an odd costume for a school play" thought Andy as he put his clothes back on.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,097
    It's a good job mummy isn't around to tell me off.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    kingstongraham said:

    The Andrew lookalike the agency sent was much more convincing than the Tina Turner.

    ....is the winner. Take it away @kingstongraham

    There were some excellent entries, it wasn't an easy pick.



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,769
    Thank you, thank you.


  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    And this is how we make a very small casserole.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    this is your tax demand, don't worry if you can't pay, there's always the workhouse
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    Hunt gets economic guidance from his thinktank SpAds.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    hello little girl
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Since mum and dad will have no money this Christmas, kind uncle Jeremy has brought you all a sheet of paper to share.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,097
    'How do you spell your sir name, does it begin with a 'C' ?'
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    “…now that Boris the ogre has been banished and witch Truss’s spell broken, the darkness rose from the kingdom and the hungry children were safe to return to their cold, damp houses once more.”

    ---------------------------------- The End----------------------------------------
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And when your 65 you’ll still be paying for auntie Lizzie and uncle kwasi’s little foray into swivel eyed looney right wing economics
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,641
    Jeremy tries in vain to teach basic economics to young Labour supporters in the hope of curing them.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So tell me , why, only 18 out of 356 of your peers thought you were good enough to become leader, what deficiencies and shortcomings did they see that your constituents missed?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    this is your agreement to spend your life in poverty paying for the massive economic damage caused by the tory party of brexiters, sign here
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    "This is so awkward"
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Now what we are going to do is create some arbitrary rules, then punish you heavily for the fact that we broke them, then I'm going to break them again myself when it suits me.

    You are going to find these decisions difficult.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Don’t worry little ones, a little mold in your housing association flat never killed anyone

    Excuse me minister, that’s not quite right….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    We is well disappointed, we thought you were gonna be the geezer from the jungle.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "I get it, sir. But we don't usually use crayons for maths"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,641
    "Now then kids, listen at school, work hard then you won't end up being a Labour voter"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    11 x 2 is 22, 11 x 3 is 33 and 11 x 4 is what we call a Truss.

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