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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The year is 2070 and what’s left of Boris is still waiting for his political come back
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,098
    kingstongraham said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Gavin Williamson belatedly granted wish to meet the Queen.

    This competition is over already.
    It was and it is.

    Over to you @First.Aspect
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Bugger
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,646
    Why are we waiting?

    @First.Aspect
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Blame the android problems with uploading images.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    There will be automatic disqualification for anyone who uses the word "Krankie". Try harder.


  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    In a shock move, Nancy's reboot of This Is Your Life changes the colour of the book.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Sturgeon, a wee cranky after a long flight to the US.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    You can't be a UK politician, you're not corrupt as fxxx.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    Sturgeon puts a brave face on the mishap with her online purchase of a vintage speaker.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,646
    Nancy to Wee Jimmy K: 'No, US independence was a completely different situation'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    First.Aspect said:

    There will be automatic disqualification for anyone who uses the word "Krankie". Try harder.


    nancy and nicola commemorate the downfall of their rightylying opponents with a big piece of chocolate
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,646
    "Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I get a different pearl necklace every week
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited November 2022
    Nance & Nic’s `Hamburgers ‘n’ Haggis` cookbook available from all good book stores.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Sturgeon, unhappy with the size of her new blue passport.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,646
    "Nicola, you're a little Sweaty"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Come on you lot, or I'll enter this one myself and win.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Caption competition thank android for preventing First.Aspect’s first picture choice-

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Nancy "She's been here for three days and I haven't a clue what she's saying"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,646
    The annual gathering of 'women in politics who aren't in charge as much they'd like to be' kicks off.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    subjects of most boring caption contest picture ever accept winners' prize
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    capt_slog said:

    Nancy "She's been here for three days and I haven't a clue what she's saying"

    And with that ringing endorsement from sungod I'll call it.

    Well done capt.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    edited November 2022
    Thank you, First.Aspect,

    I'll get on with it.

    Try this...




    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    "Not for me, too old"
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    edited November 2022
    Andrew is adamant that again, someone has photoshopped a pen!s into a picture of a young escort that he never met.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,646
    "You don't sweat much for a fat lad"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    i've never met that woman, who is she, i wasn't there, that's not me anyway, i was getting a pizza that night, etc.
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    The Andrew lookalike the agency sent was much more convincing than the Tina Turner.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    Producers announce a controversial pick as new James Bond.

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