The return of...Caption Competition

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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Holy smoke Batman! Moving pictures!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Suella installs new immigration deterrent.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    "It's £200 for the hour before I apply the electrodes, Mr. Sungod".
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,145
    Matt Hancock's wife joins I'm a celebrity production team.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    Finnish PM flicks the party switch.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    This is what happens to your wallet if you vote Labour.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    The turn-on of a huge display at Piccadilly Circus announcing energy price increase to £3.15 per kWh.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Matt Hancock receives electroshock therapy before heading to the jungle, insisting he’ll feel right at home amongst the rats and snakes.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Little Hattie Mancock unaware of the change of format to 'I'm A Plonker... Get Rid Of Me!'
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    nobody expects the caption compo

    huzzah! it's pinno!
    pinno said:

    Finnish PM flicks the party switch.

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    to the tune of geno...

    @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    No one has ever treated the caption competition with such disrespect. Shocking.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    pinno said:

    A lot less precarious than it looks. The 'bell housing' was held on with 4 x 10mm wide cable ties, the gearbox mount to x member and that was me removing the blocks that tilted the box at the correct angle.

    Maybe the cable ties have snapped on the 944, leaving him stranded somewhere.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    The back end got away from him. Lots of leaves on the road at this time of year.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    masjer said:

    No one has ever treated the caption competition with such disrespect. Shocking.

    It's terrible. Banish him to Cake Stop!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Stevo_666 said:

    masjer said:

    No one has ever treated the caption competition with such disrespect. Shocking.

    It's terrible. Banish him to Cake Stop!
    Chasey says no.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    sungod said:

    to the tune of geno...

    @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno @pinno

    Funny; that ^ only elicited 1 email notification.

    Cheers SG, i'm on the case - been away watching fireworks and the welcome home party (Beans) needed fed and I put some peas in the Casserole.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,313
    Give it your best folks:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    last known brexiter claims the benefits are yet to come
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Dennis Nilsen takes his friend out for the day.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Pinno hits his race weight.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Pinno is congratulated for finally finishing his Porker restoration.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Skeleton gets busted dealing joints.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    edited November 2022
    It's the year 2396 and Immediate Media congratulate the last known forum poster for keeping the Brexit thread going.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,162
    edited November 2022
    Gavin Williamson belatedly granted wish to meet the Queen.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,145
    First.Aspect said:

    Gavin Williamson belatedly granted wish to meet the Queen.

    This competition is over already.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Heart warming moment when man meets his organ donor for the first time.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    With the ambulance service in crisis, first responder checks for a pulse, but fears he's too late.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Who said the medical profession bury their mistakes?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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