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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,647
    Last orders please - will judge this one tonight.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    T shirt caption is silent as to whether any other atrocities might have been inflicted on the Tories.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    only member of party untouched by johnson or pincher is tipped for cabinet
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,647
    Some witty entries to this one: I'm giving it to WS for anticipating how I'd deal with the situation :)
    Wheelspinner said:

    Bruce was all smiles, knowing he'd remembered to put his Tory membership card in his wallet that morning.

    Over to the Tasmanian devil...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,660
    Ooer, that’s a surprise!

    This perhaps?


    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Tories unveil their winter warming strategy for the population
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Iranian morality police double down with new uniform.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    Wheelspinner said:

    Ooer, that’s a surprise!

    This perhaps?


    sunak denies policies are toxic
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    Facebook profits slump again on announcement of new metaverse strategy
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Lego the latest to announce it is withdrawing from Russia.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Moscow fashion week.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,647
    Iranian womens fashion enters the space age.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,647
    Latest efforts to ease the gas shortage by trapping excess methane proves less than popular.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,647
    Lefties invent new outfit to make sure that they never kiss a Tory.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    Wheelspinner said:

    Ooer, that’s a surprise!

    This perhaps?


    ws announces barbie party at his shed, emergency services on high alert
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Climate change sceptics head out for summer hols.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,203
    Little Hattie Mancock's pub landlord finally delivers on his Covid PPE contract.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,098
    VN's co-workers take drastic action on Thursday's.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Orraloon's plumbers called in to sort out yet another blockage.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,647
    Bracketeers don disguises as they prepare to leave ciggies on 'Loons doorstep for a bit of a laugh.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Pinno's Lego reactor goes into meltdown.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,647
    Contestants for 'Miss Scotland' 2022 parade in their beachwear.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,647
    Budget cuts to the new Dr. Who series result in less than impressive Cybermen.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,098
    Rapha launch arctic racing gear.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    Treasury team selected to deal with mini budget.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Telly Tubbies nearly didn't make it past the pilot stage.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Beckham panics when told to bring nuclear family.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,660
    Quality entries, folks. Everyone’s a winner!

    Oh wait, no. That’s not how this works, is it? Ho hum.

    But this, because it’s almost factually correct. Those are experimental firefighter suits developed in London I think in the late 40s? Sadly, they’re made of asbestos fabric, so would likely have killed more of the emergency services personnel than the actual fires they battled.
    sungod said:



    ws announces barbie party at his shed, emergency services on high alert

    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,138
    thanks ws

    i give you...



    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Trussonomics.

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