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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    Following outrage over the recent proposed tax cuts, taxpayers are advised to assume the position shown.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2022
    Boris killed the illusion of Tory integrity while truss shredded the perception of Tory financial stability, the party comes up with a pliable mouthpiece as their next leader
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Even a plastic arseh0le would beat us at the next election suggests a back bench Tory MP.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Ferrero Rocher has a very different marketing strategy in some parts of the world.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2022
    The an@l gape you see on the model is nothing compared to the reaming the Tories have given the UK economy.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,165
    In search of marginal gains, ineos unveil new skin suit.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    The Dragons' Den was not impressed with the entrepreneurs idea of 'paintballing for ar$eholes'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    MOD unveils the covert siht ball firing device to be sent to the Ukraine, named 'The Putin'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    After being told he can't have a Ukrainian, Seano goes for the blow up doll option.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    edited October 2022
    Branston's Pickled haemorrhoidal activity receive little critical acclaim.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    "Watch us make another Rees Mogg - look; we have a whole jar of them".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,165
    edited October 2022
    Lucky dip. Stick your head in the anus and see if you can find a policy. Prize is a pickled Liz Truss brain.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    Middle class voters given visual warning about the consequences of voting Labour in the next election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    The team unveil the new voting system for the Prime Minister elections, as designed by Jacob Rees Mogg.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    That's enough time staring at a plastic A-hole, so it's judgement day.

    Winner
    Stevo_666 said:

    The Dragons' Den was not impressed with the entrepreneurs idea of 'paintballing for ar$eholes'

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    masjer said:

    That's enough time staring at a plastic A-hole, so it's judgement day.

    Winner

    Stevo_666 said:

    The Dragons' Den was not impressed with the entrepreneurs idea of 'paintballing for ar$eholes'

    Blimey, thanks M. Best get looking for something (un)suitable over a pint of cider :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,391
    Have a crack at this one.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,342
    johnson denies not kissing offspring
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,151
    Poor woman looked like Kate Moss twelve years ago.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Baywatch UK flops.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    I only eat once a day... from 9 till 5.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited October 2022
    I've never kissed a Tory, but can gobble a johnson whole.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    But I eat a biscuit every time I shag a socialist
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "I never kiss a Tory but I do really enjoy a Toby, or seven."
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Therese Coffey comes out.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Never kissed a Tory, actually never kisses anyone; can't get close enough.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Bethany loves playing football for the Aberystwyth Feminist's Militant Unionist FC. Except, if the ball is where she can see it, she can't kick it and if the ball is where she can kick it, she can't see it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,693
    Bruce was all smiles, knowing he'd remembered to put his Tory membership card in his wallet that morning.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Peter Kay and Amanda Holden enjoy a visit to the hall of mirrors.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2022
    And on the back of the t shirt reads, not seen my feet in years either
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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