The return of...Caption Competition

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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,734
    With their honeymoon period over, it feels like we've all been fvcked.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,820
    Liz and Kwasi smile knowing that by time the next General Election comes, they will have been the subject of as many BB caption competitions as Boris.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    orraloon said:




    (5 minutes earlier): I reckon Rees-Mogg sold us duds. Let's take a second one.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,396
    The cameras are on us so don't look shocked, but you should know that I've just thrown you under the bus.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,434
    truss: ii'll get you for this

    kwarteng: not if i get you first
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,820
    "That worked well. So what's your next tax policy announcement to wind up the lefties?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2022
    Que the looney tune music with the “that’s all folks” image


    https://youtu.be/b9434BoGkNQ
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "Come to my hotel room later, I've got the pictures of Margaret you love"
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,734
    Are Posh and Wrecks about to split?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Can you see how high the interest rate is now?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "Oh Liz, I'm having a great week - I haven't been this happy since the queen's funeral."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,734
    Liz slips her hand down his trousers in an attempt to stimulate growth.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "It's no good looking angelic with me, Khazi, we both know you fooked it up"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,434
    truss and kwarteng deny receiving instructions via radio controlled vibrators
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,734
    Quasi Kwarteng reveals he suffers from impostor syndrome.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited October 2022
    Despite their actions this hapless pair didn’t see the end of their political careers coming fast and hard
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,271
    Ah, forgot this was still open. Last entries perleaze.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,820
    "Sod this for a game of soldiers Kwasi - instead, let's sneak around at night and leave ciggies on lefties' doorsteps to make them paranoid."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "Ooh Liz, you promised me a surprise if I flew home early - what is it?"
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,434
    truss doubles bet on kwarteng being out before 'loon calls the caption compo
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,396
    No caption can possibly match the comedic reality.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,271
    Remember Shiny Faced Dave and his 'we're all in this together' line. We'll break records we will.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,734
    You've heard of 28 Days Later. Now watch 38 Days Later- The zombie government apocalypse.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "See that bit up there? That's 'Strangers Gallery'. That's the only place where you'll be allowed the next time you set foot in the House of Commons"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,271
    Good crop of entries, on a hot topic still running. Hand it over to @masjer with
    masjer said:

    Liz slips her hand down his trousers in an attempt to stimulate growth.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,734
    Cheers O, crudeness wins the day.
    Picture hunting...
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,734
    Chocks away.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    It was a sculpture representing the Tory party, but most of it has disappeared up there.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,271
    Paging Chris Pincher, paging Chris Pincher...
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,434
    a use for part of rees-mogg is found, contrary to expectation, it's metric
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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