The return of...Caption Competition

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The soviet press nicknamed thatcher the Iron Lady, today they’ve given Truss the nickname of barking mad Lizzy.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    I'll get rid of my boss if you get rid of yours.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    [Whispers]

    Lavrov; Fancy a big Kolbasa?
    Truss: Fancy a slippery roast beef sandwich?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Who the fxxk are you?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    Truss accuses Lavrov of illegally detaining masjer.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    Used to defending the indefensible, Lavrov congratulates Truss on her tax and borrowing plans.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Hey Sergei, I bet you the Sweaties will be really p1$$d when they realise that they're paying more tax up there.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    The first meeting of a couple on 'Strictly' is always awkward.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,343
    surprised no one went for "truss gives it her best shot"

    anyway, as c j would say, i didn't get where i am today by letting caption competition last more than a few days

    i hereby bat it back to fa...
    First.Aspect said:

    Used to defending the indefensible, Lavrov congratulates Truss on her tax and borrowing plans.

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    edited September 2022
    B-ugger
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,149
    edited September 2022
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,343
    rishi spends some of his tax cut on the latest balenciaga accessory
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Hi-riskAnus by name, and by nature.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Rishi tries to fire his bazooka only to find out that Kwasi has already given it both barrels.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,149
    "And does it have the range to hit Downing Street?"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Who says I’ve shot my load?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Rishi has a Parliamentary target rich environment with his anti bullshit missile.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Leadership contender adopts the Thick Lizzy cosplay model.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Rishi auditions for a role in a remake of "Four Lions"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited September 2022
    Stand down Rishi, Liz is being Liz and it’s all gone to pot.

    “What she’s only been PM for three weeks and we had 10 days of mourning in those three weeks…”
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Oops, apologies for missing that win. I forgot all about caption competition.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Old chancellor busy pounding tanks. New chancellor busy tanking pound.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    edited October 2022
    Rishi prepares to remind FA that the caption comp entries seem to have fizzled out.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Rishi clears a path for his imminent return.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Rishi Rich sets his sights on number 10 after only becoming the 222nd wealthiest in the UK.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Tory party members call anti-terrorist police when they see a that brown man with a gun.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    orraloon said:

    Tory party members call anti-terrorist police when they see a that brown man with a gun.

    Without warning FA calls a winner. Over to you!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,343
    hurry up 'loon, might not be much time before there's a new pm to mock
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Aiieee... that bit.

    Ok, how about




    But just posted ^ for lolz. Instead, picking up on sg's prompt, how about these lovebirds?




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