The return of...Caption Competition

Stevo_666

The young royals run to stop Meghan getting into the Merc with a French chauffeur that Charles arranged for her.

capt_slog

Panic in the Royals as a rumour that Charles might miss his turn and pass on the Crown to the first person he's able to catch

capt_slog

Piles are always amusing when they're not yours.

orraloon

Paternal genes give Harry an unfair advantage.

kingstongraham

Venue for reading of the will revealed at short notice.

First.Aspect

This one's died a death.... oh, sorry that's insensitive.

Last calls folks.....

slowmart

The one advantage of having a nonce as an uncle makes you quick on your feet.

First.Aspect

masjer said:

Everyone runs when Meghan mentions race.

Good effort at the end, but I hand the baton over to Masjer.

Stevo_666

Why are we waiting?

pinno

@masjer

First.Aspect

I'll pick someone else if @Masjer has the temerity to actually do some work for his/her/their employer today.

pinno

Yes, I thought @masjer was a proper shirker but I am obviously wrong.

pinno

If all else fails, at least we can clog up @masjer 's inbox.
That'll teach him.

Stevo_666

24 hours is the traditional grace period to allow for people who actually work for a living.

pangolin

Stevo_666 said:

24 hours is the traditional grace period to allow for people who actually work for a living.

What's the grace period for all of us who use this forum?

First.Aspect

pangolin said:

Stevo_666 said:

24 hours is the traditional grace period to allow for people who actually work for a living.

What's the grace period for all of us who use this forum?

Depends. If someone posts a tweet, particularly anything with a graph, it is customary to argue about it almost immediately.

Stevo_666

pangolin said:

Stevo_666 said:

24 hours is the traditional grace period to allow for people who actually work for a living.

What's the grace period for all of us who use this forum?

1 hour?

pinno

Stevo_666 said:

24 hours is the traditional grace period to allow for people who actually work for a living.

Perhaps @masjer is an impoverished self employed gypsy and making a living is tough.

sungod

pinno said:

Stevo_666 said:

24 hours is the traditional grace period to allow for people who actually work for a living.

Perhaps @masjer is an impoverished self employed gypsy and making a living is tough.

maybe busy cursing?

pinno

This is really poor. Maybe @masjer has fallen off his bike down one of the cliffs he keeps taking pics of.

pinno

First.Aspect said:

pangolin said:

Stevo_666 said:

24 hours is the traditional grace period to allow for people who actually work for a living.

What's the grace period for all of us who use this forum?

Depends. If someone posts a tweet, particularly anything with a graph, it is customary to argue about it almost immediately.

No it isn't.

Stevo_666

I reckon that's 24 hours - time for the runner up to be chosen.

First.Aspect

Stevo_666 said:

I reckon that's 24 hours - time for the runner up to be chosen.

It's 11 hours.

Are we nearly there yet?

Stevo_666

You called it yesterday....clock starts ticking from when it's decided.

First.Aspect

Stevo_666 said:

You called it yesterday....

That's a fair point.

First.Aspect

sungod said:

last one there has to sit next to andrew

So this is the next least censhitored.

Please log on to the forum in the next 24 hours.

sungod

after very little food, some wine, two bottles of bubbly and a pastis, it's a struggle, but here we go...

Stevo_666

I need to practice my Kung Fu moves on some old fat bastard before I get started on Labour.

slowmart

I thought you brits got rid of mad cow disease?

slowmart

Sucky fucky for a trade deal? No? I’ll throw anal in as your big as I like big.