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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "I have one thing to say to you, FFS just stop taking the pixx."
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,149
    "You're so out of touch you probably don't even know how much it's going to cost an average family to heat their palaces this winter."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Hasta la vista, Liz. Liz will be along shortly, I'm sure you'll get on famously.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Ye've come tae Scotland tae see me! Ye daftie, ye ken ye'll no mak it oot a here alive?"
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,149
    "Nice carpet - who did you get to pay for the decoration of this place?"
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited September 2022
    The queen commented on how soft Boris’ hands were after a life time of greasing palms.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Johnson gets the all clear from Nitty Nora.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    "When I make my comeback I guess I'll be taking the mick out of old jug ears instead of you"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "Goodbye, you C**t"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    edited September 2022
    Edit. What a difference a day makes. What one could deem amusing of a morning, by evening maybe not so. Removed my entry.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    "And it's goodnight from One"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,344
    the wrong one died
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    Meeting both idiots on the same day was simply the last straw.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    In the light of recent events, i'm going to keep this one rolling.
    [if you're sensitive: f off]
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    pinno said:

    In the light of recent events, i'm going to keep this one rolling.
    [if you're sensitive: f off]

    I'm a sensitive republican so I deleted one 😉

    Shame I can't (as yet) delete that other fat fuxxer.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    "I must confess, living in Sweatland make one lose the will to live"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    edited September 2022
    "I'm not too keen on you, but I'd rather die than meet that Wee Jimmy Krankie woman"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited September 2022
    The end of an era. Both replaced by a Charlie.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    edited September 2022
    'Goodbye an.us horribilis', you've been an awful PM.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    First.Aspect said:

    Meeting both idiots on the same day was simply the last straw.

    Winna winna Chicken dinner.

    @First.Aspect
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    pinno said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Meeting both idiots on the same day was simply the last straw.

    Winna winna Chicken dinner.

    @First.Aspect
    Unexpected, but fully deserved.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,344
    last one there has to sit next to andrew
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Hey baldy, so you reckon you're first in line now?"
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Everyone runs when Meghan mentions race.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    "Who told Andrew we were still teenagers?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    After the gun, Meghan ran in zigzags, costing her the race.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited September 2022
    Meghan crosses the line a distant fourth, as she had to jump through hoops, over hurdles and around obstacles to get to where she is.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited September 2022
    Let’s get out of here, Truss is PM.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Faster baldy
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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