The return of...Caption Competition

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,273
    That type of Oxford types wouldn't survive for long out in the open.

    I think we should pay due respect to the bloke who sired the fat f--k who we all admire, the bloke who promptly effed off to France when Brexshit hit the fan.
    kingstongraham said:

    "Yeah, I just asked the hairdresser for the Stanley Johnson"

    To you KG
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Thanks!

    We'll try some European politics.


  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,273
    Hey Govey, you think you got some moves? Watch this.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,743
    Hell, slinky!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    It’s a works meeting
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Meanwhile, on seeing the clip, Boris is purported to have started self harming.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,743
    Finnish PM working hard on triggering a general erection.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    "It's OK, I'm an EU politician so I'll get a free pass for this from those Cake Stoppers"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The UK, can we swap please?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,435
    you gotta fight for the right to party
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Alice Cooper thought that 'Parliament is out for summer' didn't quite roll off the tongue but he's still considering a re-release.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Finnish PM stares at the abyss that used to be the bikeradar forum.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    slowmart said:

    It’s a works meeting

    Forgot about this - here @slowmart over to you.

    The more you hear about what happened in her office, the more it does sound like a works meeting.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    edited September 2022
    No sign of Slowmart. I think its traditional to give it to someone else after 24 hours.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    pinno said:

    Meanwhile, on seeing the clip, Boris is purported to have started self harming.

    @pinno you can have second place for this, even though you misspelled pleasuring.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    kingstongraham said:

    pinno said:

    Meanwhile, on seeing the clip, Boris is purported to have started self harming.

    @pinno you can have second place for this, even though you misspelled pleasuring.
    Okay ta. I'm on it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    ...and for the exiting Boris:


    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "I apologise ma'am, I realise now it was probably inappropriate for me to ask you to pull my finger."
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,273
    "Blxxdy L Brenda, your carpet is pants. I'll give you the phone number for Princess NutNuts' good friend Lulu Lytle"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    Congratulations Mr. Johnson, you managed to be the subject of more caption comps than anyone else in history.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,435
    edited September 2022
    queenie: you're a loathsome little traitor aren't you

    johnson: <blethers>

    queenie: oh do fu​ck off and die
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,743
    Whilst hanging his head in shame, Johnson realises he’s still wearing his Peppa Pig slippers.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Prime Minister, we the family have voted and the conclusion is that your a cunt
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ah cuntybollocks, I still haven’t forgiven you for having to sit alone at my husbands funeral while you were partying
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,397
    At my age I had feared you would be the last person to ask my permission to form a government, Mr Johnson. Please accept my gratitude for your hard work in the last two years to ensure there will be at least two more.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,743
    Even set to MAX, the queen’s Dyson air purifier couldn’t clear the smell of bullshit.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    One was praying the flight to Balmoral might have crashed with you on it Prime Minister
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    "If you think I'm hacked off with you, have a read of that Cake Stop forum"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,660
    Sorry old chap. When even Stevo said it was time for you to go we knew there was no hope.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono

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