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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,150
    Truss falls for the host's attention seeking antics.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,345
    oh do get up you snowflake
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    "Damn. Stop, stop I've forgotten my Thatcher lookalike kit."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Liz demonstrates the approximate size of the new 'cubic gas unit'


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited August 2022
    pangolin said:


    Warning:
    Has your face fallen to one side and your speech become slurred and incoherent, with a stroke of luck you might be next PM.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    As far as I remember, when Boris got it out at one of the parties, it was about half this size.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    After getting bored dressing up as Thatcher, Truss busts some Maybot moves.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    When Rishi flashed his at a party, it was this thick! He carries a lot of cash in that wallet.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Truss shows she's all about the details and promises tax cuts about this big.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    After losing to Rishi at rock, paper, scissors, Liz challenges him to a game of slapsies.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    I forgot about this sorry. Will call it in the morning.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    It’s only a small lie
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Liz tries explaining cm to the Tory party membership
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Liz gets ready for the money shot from a massive invisible penis
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    orraloon said:

    Truss confused by the onscreen instructions: "Do I talk or do I live?"

    Winner winner chicken dinner!

    @orraloon drop everything and find a picture.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Oh hello, I win! I win? Well I would just like to say "We're trendsetters, first to welcome brilliant inventions into our lives, from the microwave meal to Instagram. Britain is a nation of Uber-riding, Deliveroo-eating, Airbnb-ing freedom fighters."

    In the interests of promoting diversity and inclusivity, have a think on this:




  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    edited August 2022
    Revealed - Boris Johnson's plan to control government forever by cloning himself.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,315
    Proud moment in the political landscape of the UK: New wave of Etonians ready and eager to suck c.ock, line pockets, lobby, serve the elite and maintain the links with vested interests whilst pretending to do things for the good of the nation.
    Rees-Mogg struggles to hide the Wigwam in his trousers.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    I say Pinky old boy, this bubbly will get one blottoed.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Hurry up, Oik. Just get the bloody photo taken and p155 off.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,150
    "Yeah, I just asked the hairdresser for the Stanley Johnson"
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,345
    though the ussr was no more, the sleeper cell continued in its mission to destroy the uk
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Bullingdon boys let the champagne flow as they watch the bile flow in Cake Stop.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,315
    Winky, Dinky and Pinky vow to be life long closets
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    edited August 2022
    Midwitch Cuckoos infiltrate the highest levels of government.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    What is the cost of living crisis you speak of?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    More of Johnson’s illegitimate offspring surface
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Spot the 'Wallace and Grommet' fan


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Oops, forgot all about this, sorry if I offended etc etc. So anyone want to add before I decide which #toryscum fanboi is closest to Spaffer's....... actually it's not that long, according to Princess NutNuts.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,396
    Oxford types celebrate Loon's departure from the county with expensive tory drinks.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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