The return of...Caption Competition

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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Thanks, Masjer

    hmmm, he's not as easy to find pics for as the Spaffa, but try this...



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    "Mildred, there's an immigrunt getting in my way again. I thought Boris was going to cure this?"
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,139
    made it, ma! top of the world!
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Slumdog billionaire.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    Sunak sees a normal sized person reaching down to pick up their ice cream
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited July 2022
    "Please, sir, I want some more"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,651
    Rishi stares in amazement as he spots that the caption comp isn't about Boris this week.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    Richi is amused to learn his 99p cone now costs £1.10.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Blimey said the old boy, a politician with elevated vision.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    Why is he taking a selfie without a phone?
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    Just one cornettoooo
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Last orders. I'll call this soon.

    I think when the caption competition first re-started there was no 'like' button. Now that there is I wondered if it would be a good way of picking the winning caption? The caption with the most votes, wins?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    He looks like he's about to do a post-Brexit pole vault - it's like a normal one but no poles.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,139
    capt_slog said:

    Last orders. I'll call this soon.

    I think when the caption competition first re-started there was no 'like' button. Now that there is I wondered if it would be a good way of picking the winning caption? The caption with the most votes, wins?

    the last referendum messed things up

    best to stick with the benign dictatorship of the image's poster
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    sungod said:

    capt_slog said:

    Last orders. I'll call this soon.

    I think when the caption competition first re-started there was no 'like' button. Now that there is I wondered if it would be a good way of picking the winning caption? The caption with the most votes, wins?

    the last referendum messed things up

    best to stick with the benign dictatorship of the image's poster
    Fair enough

    I just thought it would get around the problem that sometimes arises where the game gets passed between just a few people because they have a similar sense of humour.




    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,651
    Rishi surprised as a Seagull called Liz swoops in and nicks his chips.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Rishi, not letting his spirits drop, prays for an Indian summer.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,139
    capt_slog said:

    sungod said:

    capt_slog said:

    Last orders. I'll call this soon.

    I think when the caption competition first re-started there was no 'like' button. Now that there is I wondered if it would be a good way of picking the winning caption? The caption with the most votes, wins?

    the last referendum messed things up

    best to stick with the benign dictatorship of the image's poster
    Fair enough

    I just thought it would get around the problem that sometimes arises where the game gets passed between just a few people because they have a similar sense of humour.


    exercise your dictatorial powers to select a winner on grounds of your own choosing
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,098
    capt_slog said:

    sungod said:

    capt_slog said:

    Last orders. I'll call this soon.

    I think when the caption competition first re-started there was no 'like' button. Now that there is I wondered if it would be a good way of picking the winning caption? The caption with the most votes, wins?

    the last referendum messed things up

    best to stick with the benign dictatorship of the image's poster
    Fair enough

    I just thought it would get around the problem that sometimes arises where the game gets passed between just a few people because they have a similar sense of humour.

    It's a good idea until we get say... a 3 way draw.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    And the winner is...
    pangolin said:

    Just one cornettoooo

    because it was the first thing I thought when i saw the pic

    nice one from kingstongraham too (re: the pole vault)

    Take it away @pangolin



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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    Lol thanks cap'n. (I'll make sure you win this one ;) )
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604

    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,651
    Liz is as shocked as everyone else that Boris no longer features in the caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Trussed up like a chicken.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,651
    Liz karate chops Labour hopes with a good old fashioned tax cut.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    Liz hasn't quite mastered Trump's pretend accordion.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    edited August 2022
    Liz demonstrates she might be a good ruler, by correctly measuring the empty space between her ears.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Don't speak, I know what you're thinkin'
    I don't need your reasons
    Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,139
    truss issues plea for return of stolen cheese
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Truss confused by the onscreen instructions: "Do I talk or do I live?"

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