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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    Will call a winner today
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    Penny takes cover as she gets flak from other leadership hopefuls who realise she might win it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Penny's photo op day suddenly improves when the squaddie on whose shoulders she's sitting gets an order to "about face".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Another Tory hopeful goes canvassing for votes
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    masjer said:

    As the caption competition tanks, the Penny drops.

    Enjoyed the wordplay here, you win @masjer
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,747
    Thanks pangolin.
    Now for the worst part of caption competition...trying to find a pic.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,747
    See if this passes the forum censorship.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    edited July 2022
    "This'll teach those f***ers not to go round sniffing the saddle on my wife's bike"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,438
    masjer said:

    See if this passes the forum censorship.

    tory leadership contest heats up
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "Pitch: it's the Goodies, crossed with Naked Attraction "
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    If that's the before, during and after for a trandem exercise plan, I'm on board.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    This triumvirate worked very well until Lilly the pink caught his sausage in the front brake.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,400
    Brings a whole new meaning to "handlebar moustache".
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    "The human scentipede" proves an even more disgusting film than the the one that inspired it, although for altogether different reasons.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "I do wish you hadn't worn that pink wig, people are looking at us."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,274
    "Paging Chris Pincher, paging Chris Pincher..."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    edited July 2022
    The later collision with a bollard caused a concertina effect.
    Firefighters worked for hours to extract them using KY jelly and hydraulic separation equipment.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    Roadies decide their new look is less conspicuous than being FKWs.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "David, Daniel and I rode part of the course this morning"
    Ned Boulting


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Liz Truss’s appreciation society canvasses support amongst Tory party members
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Orraloon embarks on a contemporary taxi service to and from the Micro-brewery.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,400
    Ineos explore the marginal gains of fewer front wheels for team time trials.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,400
    edited July 2022
    Hairy dynamic skin suits.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    edited July 2022
    Lib Dems go out on the campaign trail to pick up disillusioned Tory voters.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Stevo_666 said:

    Lib Dems go out on the campaign trail to pick up disillusioned Tory voters.

    Stevo reveals what really appeals to Tory voters.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,274
    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Lib Dems go out on the campaign trail to pick up disillusioned Tory voters.

    Stevo reveals what really appeals to Tory voters and a Deputy Chief Whip
    FTFY 😊
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    Stevo hits more of a raw nerve than the razor saddles on the Lib Dems bike :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,747
    It's the day of judgement today, so I'll call it later.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,747
    And the winner is...
    capt_slog said:

    "I do wish you hadn't worn that pink wig, people are looking at us."

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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