The return of...Caption Competition

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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    After groping private members, Pincher comes back to bite Boris in the @ss.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Boris realises that he might have to follow the trend and donate his severance pay to a charity.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    Johnson's waxwork melts in the heatwave.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,400
    Goes to see the Queen.

    Can't get past security.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,274

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "Harold!"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    No bozo, you can’t use Chequers to celebrate another of your weddings
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    Bumper crop from this round - keep 'em coming folks.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,400
    Looks on Rightmove.

    Rental properties more expensive than he thought.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    edited July 2022
    Johnson delivers his “we shall fight them on the beaches” speech as more immigrants arrive in dinghies
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Boris get turned away from the food bank.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Boris: suffering from toothache but won't be seen by his local NHS dentist until sometime in 2032.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Boris misses out on Pinno's pop up shop MEGA SUMMER DISCOUNT SALE because he was to busy answering questions in front of the 1922 committee.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    Boris is informed he may soon be replaced as most popular caption comp subject.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    Boris spots Rishi at the interior designers looking at wallpaper samples.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    Will call this one tonight, so get your final digs in at Boris while you can...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "Hmmm. I don't like it so much when it's me getting fvcked."
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,400
    Asked to vote for Richi or Jeremy.

    Not allowed to abstain.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    edited July 2022
    In a shocking revelation, ‭ Bojo reveals his true name is Alexander de Pfellel. He was trafficked first class into the country from New York, where as a child, had to hunt foxes on his Exmoor estate.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    I'm giving it to the scaly anteater for this one:
    pangolin said:

    Boris is informed he may soon be replaced as most popular caption comp subject.

    Take it away Pango.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    Cheers!


    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    UKIP supporters in Kent take on the immigration problem themselves.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Ukrainian couple go on Honeymoon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,530
    Uber introduces contemporary Jacket potato delivery system.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    I get she's wearing camo guys but this is potentially our next PM here.

    Never had this problem with good old recognisable Bojo
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    "No, I'm fxcking not Liz Truss! Ignorant bastrds."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    edited July 2022
    As the caption competition tanks, the Penny drops.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    edited July 2022
    Blonde drives tank. What can possibly go wrong?


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,834
    Stevo and Shortfall get ready to enter a Cake Stop debate.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,274
    Clowns to the left of me
    Jokers to the right
    Here I am stuck in the middle with you

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