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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    You gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,651
    Ma'am, if you want rid of Andrew, we'll have to use different tactics. People are already wise to the 'drunk French bloke crashing a Merc in a tunnel' plan.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "Yes, it's very nice, but where does the horse go?"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,651
    "Headshot for the wife, Sergeant. I'll take care of the little ginger pr1ck myself"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Charles: "Fire!"
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    "God's saved me from everything so far, now let's give him a challenge."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,098
    Right; i'm calling this one very soon so get your entries now and you can win an exclusive Pinno's pop up shop for bored over sexed occupants pf Wimbledon voucher.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    So if we hold THIS to his head do we think he'll resign?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,098
    Winn winna Chicken dinna:
    Stevo_666 said:

    Ma'am, if you want rid of Andrew, we'll have to use different tactics. People are already wise to the 'drunk French bloke crashing a Merc in a tunnel' plan.

    Take it away @Stevo_666

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,651
    Oopsie, missed this last night. Will get on the case later.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,139
    Stevo_666 said:

    Oopsie, missed this last night. Will get on the case later.

    go on, post a johnson one, might be the last chance for a while
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,651
    sungod said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Oopsie, missed this last night. Will get on the case later.

    go on, post a johnson one, might be the last chance for a while
    By popular demand...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,139
    the face of brexit
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    "Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

    Response from vast majority of dUK peeps: "Yeah, ya effin' w@nker, let me have a hit."

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,139
    connor burns walks in without knocking
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    New party leader Jacob Rees Mogg offers Boris Johnson the role of Brexit Opportunities minister.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris wished he had reinforced the safety for homeless families before becoming homeless himself
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The face you make when you’ve rented your place out long term and you get sacked and lose your residence linked to your past job
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    It’s not my fault, it’s the spineless MP’s, Cabinet Ministers, the press, my enemies, the Queen, the general public, Putin, the EU, Theresa, Cameron, my old headmaster, my cleaner, my fag at Eaton, my parents, Trump, Biden, the Northern Ireland assembly, Nicola Sturgeon and some habitual sex case I promoted and the lied about again.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Et tu Stevo?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Bye-bye Boris the Buffoon and hello Alexander the Animal.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,604
    "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky pincher"
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,098
    edited July 2022
    "I said I was going to be Gru and you lot can be the minions and you're not playing fair".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,098
    Boris lines up in anticipation of the chief whip.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Stevo, why tf did you post a pic of me?
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    A British bulldog, no, no, no, just a British bullsh!tter.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,139
    Stevo_666 said:

    sungod said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Oopsie, missed this last night. Will get on the case later.

    go on, post a johnson one, might be the last chance for a while
    By popular demand...

    behold the head of a traitor
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,711
    It's the bells, the bells that made my resignation speech tone deaf.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    You'll be back, soon, you'll see
    You'll remember you belong to me
    You'll be back, time will tell
    You'll remember that I served you well

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