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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Ukrainian cyclist gets angry with Russian armoured vehicle for passing too close.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    "Try jumping this red light, ****er"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Imposter 2.0 cycles unwittingly towards Milemunchers low cadence acquisition.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    50km to go and he had nothing left in the tank. Luckily his APC was just up the road.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    "We need to check your socks"
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    New Ineos Grenadier team car raises rider safety concerns.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    B3 arrives home on his bike to find his wife has parked rather badly.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    65 tons of metal barely elicited an audible 'squelch' when Rick was handing out flowers for peace.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Stevo_666 said:

    B3 arrives home on his bike to find his wife has parked rather badly.

    Volvo quip. Like.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo_666 said:

    Ukrainian cyclist gets angry with Russian armoured vehicle for passing too close.

    Over to the old dude….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Try jumping this red light,
    slowmart said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Ukrainian cyclist gets angry with Russian armoured vehicle for passing too close.

    Over to the old dude….
    Who's that then? :) Cheers Slowie, will get on the case shortly.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    And now for something slightly different...have a go at this.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Eat gruel if you have to but turn the heating back up.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    andrew unwinds at home
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    Jacob Rees-Mogg has an Onlyfans.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Those who live in glasshouses...shouldn't do that!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Boris Johnson's sperm looking for its next victim.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Nearly forgot...last orders please gentlemen.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Trans lizard goes on hunger strike because she was excluded from the the reptile Olympics.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    E.T. phone home
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    putin releases new topless photo
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    Inspiration for Kanye West's Glastonbury performance finally revealed.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    The seedy side of the internet reaches a new low with a pole dancing lizard.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    edited July 2022
    Casting for Wall Street 3: Michael Douglas fits into character perfectly.
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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    David Icke provides pictures from the Royal vivarium, claiming one of Eugenie’s eggs has hatched.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Time to call this one - I'm giving it it to Pinno for his rather subtle Gordon Gekko reference.
    pinno said:

    Casting for Wall Street 3: Michael Douglas fits into character perfectly.

    Take it away, you holiday globetrotter...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Sh1t, why the hell did you do that?

    Errr, I mean - thanks. Super. Maybe the Malbec will inspire... another BoJo pic...

    Back soon...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    queen approves solution to the johnson problem
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    After recent cuts, the queen inspects what's left of the British army.

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