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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    edited May 2022
    Stevo_666 said:

    Haven't forgotten, got sidetracked last night...

    stevo fails test to join johnson's excuse writing team
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    #toryscum fanboi promises then of course fails to deliver.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Not all of us have the whole day free day to quaff Champagne/Special Brew [delete as appropriate] ;)

    Have crack at this one...

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    The Faith Healer

    "Can I put my hands on you?
    Can I put my hands on you?
    The faith healer
    The faith healer"

    DYOR if ye dinnae ken whit Ah'm oan aboot
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    last known image of weinstein before he toppled backward into the pit of nonces
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Hillary deals with another pervy wankstain.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Nearly forgot about this - last orders please, as will call it tomorrow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    After a record low turnout I'm giving it to Sungod:
    sungod said:

    last known image of weinstein before he toppled backward into the pit of nonces

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Stevo_666 said:

    After a record low turnout I'm giving it to Sungod:

    It's getting quieter by the week. At least it'll be easy to judge when there's only one entry.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    edited June 2022
    masjer said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    After a record low turnout I'm giving it to Sungod:

    It's getting quieter by the week. At least it'll be easy to judge when there's only one entry.
    That last one was probably down to my crappy choice of pic. Anyhow, can't message sg for some reason so hopefully he will read this.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    Stevo_666 said:

    masjer said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    After a record low turnout I'm giving it to Sungod:

    It's getting quieter by the week. At least it'll be easy to judge when there's only one entry.
    That last one was probably down to my crappy choice of pic. Anyhow, can't message so for some reason so hopefully he will read this.
    don't panic, will find something soon
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Why are we waiting? :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Bring back the Spaffer pics.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    orraloon said:

    Bring back the Spaffer pics.

    You don't need to ask, you know it's going to happen...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    wasn't going to, but as it's the will of the people

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    SAFETY WARNING:
    Cyborg Models (ToryFuckwit series) TF 08 3A and TF 08 3B have multiple severe faults and must be terminated.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    "Look: it's our most loyal supporter Stevo"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    edited June 2022
    Gove spots the sole European HGV driver willing to work here.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,149
    edited June 2022
    ...
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Oi you, you barsteward. You told us these were 100% pure Colombian.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,161
    "I can see all the way through."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    Gove shows Johnson his invisible budgie.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Stevo pointed out for correctly predicting the millionth Boris related caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Sniff my fingers and smell Carrie
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Oi you pleb, yes you, you can’t see dying relatives but Boris and his team can have multiple parties
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Yes Boris is a self serving cunt of the highest order but Starmer still can’t get more than a 2 point lead in the polls.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    slowmart said:

    Sniff my fingers and smell Carrie

    you're it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516


    Cheers SG.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Local authorities implement procedures to stop cyclists running red lights.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    ukraine declares success in first test of jens voigt against armoured vehicles
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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