The return of...Caption Competition

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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited May 2022
    Gosh, thanks!

    Spaffer! Step forward if you please...




    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    Johnson busy spinning yet more lies.


  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,275
    Hey Spaffer, get your hand off my thigh.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,442
    johnson struggles to justify fifty billion government investment in chum's technology start-up
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    Always on the lookout for a hot new look, Boris visits the factory responsible for Michael Fabricant's spectacular wigs to see where the magic happens.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • micaab
    micaab Posts: 75
    Johnson overwhelmed by his personal treatment after his invitation to the noose factory.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    Johnson is supplying so much material for caption competition, he's started his own thread.


  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    The subject having broken all previous models, a new design of lie detector is employed.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,837
    Testing commences on the automated Boris Caption Comp Generator to keep up with unprecedented demand.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    Levelling up gets underway as the cotton mills start reopening under the `Spin to Win` program.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,534
    Due to cost of living crisis, Boris unveils a new grant to assist people in making their own clothes.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Last orders! I'll be calling this today.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Police fine woman for her part in illegal manicure during lockdown.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Although it didn't seem right giving it back to @masjer, his caption was the best..
    masjer said:

    Johnson is supplying so much material for caption competition, he's started his own thread.


    Next pic please.



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    edited May 2022
    Thanks captain.
    Picture change due to complete lack of interest. Round 2.




  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,837
    Felicity hadn't expected International Women's Day to be like this.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,534
    Stevo denies all allegations of abusing his minions.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,534
    edited May 2022
    Pictures reveal TLW's actual participation in #endurance events'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    masjer said:

    Thanks captain.
    Picture change due to complete lack of interest. Round 2.

    And I'd just got a caption for your last pic...

    Rwanda welcomes new arrivals, straight off the plane.



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,275
    Black Gimps Matter
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    "I likes to plough a nice furrow."


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited May 2022
    In the intermediate stages of his illness, Prof Steven Hawking liked to get out into the countryside.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    edited May 2022
    Yeah, sorry about the picture change capt_slog, a good caption you had too.
    Glad to see you've entered the non pc round.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,837
    Stevo's Ukrainian house guest makes herself useful.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Were you searching for tractors?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    MP’s required to turn up for their latest diversity, equality and inclusion course pull up outside
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,662
    Ben-Dur
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    We have a winner.
    Stevo_666 said:

    Stevo's Ukrainian house guest makes herself useful.

    Your turn to take the reins.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,837
    masjer said:

    We have a winner.

    Stevo_666 said:

    Stevo's Ukrainian house guest makes herself useful.

    Your turn to take the reins.
    Cheers Masjer. Just betting a spot of tramp fuel down my neck after a warm bike ride and some garden furniture assembly, then will look for something vaguely suitable.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,837
    Haven't forgotten, got sidetracked last night...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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