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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    johnson post-resignation photo op lacks nixon's style

    disambiguation: https://anthonybergen.medium.com/what-have-i-done-the-final-hours-of-richard-nixon-s-presidency-40ffbeac6c44
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Despite being short and thick, this conductor has caused many to blow a fuse.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,158
    It's like John Major in reverse.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    All aboard the Boris bus, plenty of hot air to keep the pensioners warm.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    So long suckers and thanks for all the gifts.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    Boris waves goodbye to Orraloon and immediately announces the rebuilding of Hadrians's Wall.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,310
    "Bye Downing street, hello London Transport apprenticeship".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    'See ya later, leftie losers ' said Boris as he jumped aboard the number 80 (seat majority) bus.

    ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,140
    Majority is 66 now, they keep looking for tractors.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    All aboard plebs, oh hold on a minute I’m supposed to be driving but I was distracted with some more self promotion
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Come on Stevo, all aboard the special needs bus
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Destination National Disaster, well you voted for me, where else did you think we would end up?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,158
    There's plenty of space on the side of this for our "We are saving £350 million a week" slogan, but does it come in blue?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    the bus explodes
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Despite using questionable tactics, Boris misses the ball from Kier's long drive in the Commons' street cricket match.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,158
    Johnson in the rear entrance.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    Boris waves at KG to remind him to judge this one.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,140
    masjer said:

    All aboard the Boris bus, plenty of hot air to keep the pensioners warm.

    I guess when he stops saying batshit things about buses, there'll be no more captions to be made.

    We done @masjer
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Cheers KG. Picture hunting.............
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    What's he been up to?



  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,382
    Donald surveys the remains of his reputation.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited May 2022
    You ain’t seen nothing yet, vote for me again and you’ll see the best destruction ever.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Trumpie reviews the test results of his anti-Covid prototype, featuring Clorox, turpentine, UV light and lighter fluid.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    grand opening of new trump towers fails to attract buyers
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,140
    "I warned you about the chinese hurricane guns"
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    There was no riot, this is just fake news.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,140
    Was the Four Seasons not available?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,158
    After the last fiasco, Donald checks out the press conference venue Rudi has booked, in advance.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    "Donald Trump, this is your life!"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    After appearing in the greatest caption competition of all time (and I say that with most surety). I Donald J Trump give the award to.......
    capt_slog said:

    "Donald Trump, this is your life!"

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