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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,540
    What time is it in Taz?
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  • Wheelspinner
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    pinno said:

    What time is it in Taz?

    T’was early.

    Thank you Slowmart.

    How about….



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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Jumbo Visma's second attempt at a tour de france kit received more positively than their first.
  • masjer
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    Three piece suit made from three piece suite.
  • capt_slog
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    Viewers may be right when they say that Coronation Street has lost that traditional feel.


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  • Stevo_666
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    Visual illustration of why you should never wear airtight clothes the day after a curry night.
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  • pangolin
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    Forced to emerge from the sofa and return to the office, he elected to become the sofa.
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  • Stevo_666
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    Cake Stoppers in a huff after being ordered to stop skiving from home.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
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    You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk...
    Macho, macho man
    I've got to be a macho man
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,275
    Pootin's latest body double spotted in camouflage
  • First.Aspect
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    edited April 2022
    Sightings of the Navigator in downtown LA spark rumours of yet another movie in the "Alien" franchise.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited April 2022
    M&S’s new line unsurprisingly fails to catch on
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,275
    Civil servant responds to Grease-Smug's get-back-in-the-office diktat.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    Lurch drops the goth look for something more shocking.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,839
    New hipster urban cycling body armour makes its debut.
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  • Wheelspinner
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    masjer said:

    Three piece suit made from three piece suite.

    Pretty much what I was thinking when I saw the pic.. 🙂

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  • masjer
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    Cheers Mr Spinner.



  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,407
    Turns out that some of the RMS Titanic musicians did survive.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,712
    When Barbara was asked to perform in a music event that would be “live streamed”, this wasn’t what she had in mind.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,540
    edited April 2022
    This years Proms adapt to climate change.
    Musicians complain of foot rot.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,540
    Modern Handel interpretation adds authenticity.
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Making classical music more accessible to the punters.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,540
    Old man river sung in a high C.
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  • Stevo_666
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    The Ukrainian Philharmonic improvises an escape route to Europe.
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  • capt_slog
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    The ruling classes finally wake up to global warming when Glyndebourne is affected.


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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,839
    Interest in latest caption comp sinks faster than a piano in a lake.
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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,750
    Although the quantity was low, the quality was high, but kingstonegraham pipped it with....
    kingstongraham said:

    Making classical music more accessible to the punters.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,839
    Why are we waiting?
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  • kingstongraham
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,839
    Boris related caption comps are like buses - you don't get any for a while then three come along at once.
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