The return of...Caption Competition

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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,141
    orraloon said:

    And back.

    Did think about posting this pic from my recent time travel jaunt to dUK in 2024





    but too sad. So instead how about another go at our favourite liar




    carrie discovers yet another downside of brexit
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    OK Carrie, your turn to be the Remainer in our weekly game of 'Leavers and Remainers'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965
    "I've never noticed before but it appears to be connected to this little tuft of hair on the back of my neck"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,099
    edited February 2022
    "Not in public dear, I don't want to be known as 'Blo Jo'."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Johnson proves he's not the one that wears the trousers........................properly.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Even Spaffer can't keep it up for ever. Call it tomorrow.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    And no, the Tory fanbois club members don't win. Why? Coz the captions ain't as good. In common with Spaffer's GINO.

    The baton gets passed to @pinno for this piece of subtlety
    pinno said:

    "Not in public dear, I don't want to be known as 'Blo Jo'."

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Pah, leftie bias :)

    Let's see if a miracle happens and the next one doesn't involve Boris ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Maybe we could have Boris Yeltsin or Becker for a change of Boris.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Boris Karloff?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Or maybe go the other way with Dwayne Johnson.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    Don
    Magic
    Lyndon B
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Alexander Graham Bell. De Pfeffel might be tricky.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Boris the Spider. Coz he likes being quiet and unseen webbed in the corner just waiting for his next bit of stuff.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Josh Robinson is an anagram of Boris Johnson, so we could have him.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,099
    Cheers 'Loon - the fiver is in the post. Back in a minute or two...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    GAFMO ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,141
    pinno said:

    Cheers 'Loon - the fiver is in the post. Back in a minute or two...

    be sure to shaft the woke snowflake righties in their echo bubble
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,099

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    sungod said:

    pinno said:

    Cheers 'Loon - the fiver is in the post. Back in a minute or two...

    be sure to shaft the woke snowflake righties in their echo bubble
    I had you down as more of a champagne man rather than a bitter man sg ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Josh Robinson has revealed himself.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Pinno's left his webcam on, and we know what he's going to do next.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,652
    'Loon regrets his oath not to cut his hair or shave until Labour win a general election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,204
    Fuxx has my camera got hacked? There'll be an email along soon.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Prince Andrew’ finds a new level outside the royal family
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613
    Dudley, Eunice and Franklin, enough now, put down that damn hammer.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,712
    Chris Hemsworth cast in the prequel of the Big Lebowski.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,141
    rees-mogg has let himself go
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,660
    @hopkinb elected to stay in the Heathrow airline lounge instead of going to New York with Mrs H3 and Mini on holiday.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 27,770
    On his days off, Chewbacca still regrets not taking a percentage of the gross.

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